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04/24/2017 11:29:45


       
       
       
       





04/24/2017 10:28:07


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Smile of the day

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."


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04/24/2017 10:10:30



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I just did a week's worth
of cardio after
walking into a spider web!
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Monday morning and rested.
I hope your week is great.
We do have a busy one.
Granddaughters last concert before
she graduates and heads to Sweden
as an exchange student.
Then we will see about
all of these lunch
thingys people have arranged. LOL
Enjoy yourself whatever you do.
Hugs and thanks for
the friendship.
Thel



04/24/2017 09:49:43

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04/24/2017 08:52:11

Give the ones you love wings to fly, 


roots to come back and reasons to stay


~ Unknown ~












04/24/2017 08:48:22

Hello to all

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04/24/2017 08:42:22

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04/24/2017 08:36:35

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04/24/2017 08:26:10

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Love and
Light,
Sherilyn



04/24/2017 08:07:09

Have a Wonderful Day my Dear Friend. My Day will be Busy. GOD BLESS. Love, Hugs & Smiles:))), Judy  photo Buongiorno_9.png



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