Title: EMOM'S MOUNTAIN NEWS 1331
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Blog Entry: 2008/22/7 1200EST... Hey all of mine! Welcome home dear hearts, welcome home... Come on in and set a spell... Cool off and relax... There's snacks and cold stuff to drink... help selves cause y'all know where everything is... Ah, the thrills of living alone! When I lived up north and was still working, I received numerous obscene phone calls...lolol Now, working as a dispatcher and having a very distinctive voice, prompted all types of calls to my home. I was technically on duty 24 hours a day especially when I worked at the SO. I had to answer the phone! This was before the days of 911 and there was no caller ID. Also, being an artist, I had to have my name listed in the phone book for possible customers. For my own safety, I did not list my address. I kept my updated information out of the local Criss/cross book, again for safety. Note of caution: the following might be a little crude for some... Phone rings... I answer... Male voice... Hi, what are you doing? Me... Nothing really... Male... watching television? Me... yes but there's not much on... Male... Can I come over? Me... depends on who this is... Male... can I come over? Me... Who is this? Male... Can I come over? Me... with a slight chuckle, I reply... Aw this is my little obscene phone breather! and then I giggled Male... don't laff like that, you make it get soft! Me... Dropped phone on floor, I howled with lafter and giggled like an idiot! The guy never did call back... was it sumfin I said? lololol And then there was the guy on the front porch... Coming down from the second floor late one night, I saw my male chow chow at the front porch window....break window and just step in situation... Rascal was snorting (his basic warning alert) Hmm! Just the week before, an elderly lady who lived two houses away from me, had been injured by a burglar. He was looking for drugs. Well now, I could have called up town and had a police response but didn't. I just walked over and turned the porch lite on... the prowler ran! Then next nite, Rascal was alarm snorting at a side window which was hidden from street view. I promptly went upstairs, grabbed the pistol and came back down the steps... Walked over to the archway between the living room and dining room, leaned against the frame. Safety off, round in the chamber... Dog still snorting at window...I bellowed... "Come on in, BAD WORD used here! I need new carpet anyway! Well, My invite took care of that situation too...Never had that happen again.... was it sumfin I said? lolol I really can be very charming at times... Oh yeah! Let's see... Graywolf has been off line for a while and just got back on. The storm gods nailed him. Welcome back, sugar.. KK is still fussing with her puters... The Boss is up to no good (as usual), Marv is busy being Marv (a full time job) and I am trying to stay out of trouble (an impossibility! Took a Snob personality test posted in the Elite Joiners Group... Seems that I scored a 33% which means I am 'sort of snobby'..Well, I don't suffer fools lightly...but I am cute! lolol Now Now, be nice... I am old and feeble! and do I have the giggles now? Oh yeah! Later all of mine... take care and go in safety. Laff, see the humor in yourself and those around you. Enjoy and be happy... love and hugs meems....
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