10 Reasons to Date an Paramedic or EMT
..10) We are used to staying up all night.
..09) we are great with multiple partners.
..08) We are experts in Mouth to Mouth.
..07) we are the quickest in rapid clothing removal.
..06) We arrive with our own multi-positional bed.
..05) We'd shock the socks off you.
..04) We always come when we are called.
..03) We are prepared for any rhythm.
..02) We are already familiar with Latex.
..01) We are available Anytime, Anywhere, Anyway you need us!!
