Well, everyone knows that its really been raining here in Texas and my yard has some woods out back. Well, yesterday I was out back trying to cut the weeds with the mower and I looked up into a tree and found a cat stuck up there. I heard it crying something awful so felt like I had to get it down. I got my ladder out and set it up under the branch where the cat was and tried to get it down. Well, the poor thing was so scared it didn't know what to think and so it attacked me with all claws bared. Long story short...I fell off the ladder and landed on my lawnmower pushing it into where some rocks were and a rock shot out from under the mower and hit the cat killing it. Well, the lady next door saw what happened and called the police and complained that I just killed her cat. Anyway, this is getting long and I am hurting. I am in a holding cell with a broken arm at the police station and charged with Cruelty to an Animal and am to be held till the wife bails me out. She went to her mother's house and told me to enjoy my weekend.
At least I have my laptop and you guys as my Friends. Love to You All and Happy April Fools Day!!!
