EMAIL WILL SAVE YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!
I have just received my 45th email this week attempting to save me or someone else from some unforeseen horror resulting from not forwarding an email.
I got to thinking about all the sorry souls who didn't obey the demands of their inboxes. Are they dead? In jail? Did little Pablo not get his heart transplant due to their lack of due diligence in email forwarding? Are people living in that proverbial poorhouse because Bill Gates didn't send them that million dollars for forwarding emails on his behalf?
This reminds me of the days of snail mail…….you know, back in the old millennium….. Remember chain letters that threatened certain horrible outcomes if you didn't send money to the first person on the list and copies to everyone else?
It seems to me, when we hear horrible stories in the news and abroad, we can point the finger of blame at those victims. You stupid twit(s), if you had only forwarded that email to ten people you knew, your village wouldn't be flooded, on fire, and full of pestilence. It wasn't angry Gods who did this. It was your computer irresponsibility! Shame on you!
And what's there to be done about all of these teenagers with eyes that stayed crossed like that who lay dying in ditches somewhere? If you check their computer trash files, my guess is you will see a whole slew of deleted chain mails that weren't obeyed.
I am positive that I have lost countless friends who based the value of our friendship on whether I cared enough to forward their words right back at them. Yes, it was cold and heartless of me to throw their love into my computer's recycle bin.
Lately, I've been getting some circle of life, patriotic emails. By forwarding them to ten people I know, I will guarantee that we win the war on terror. Do I want that kind of responsibility? No! Off they go to the recycle bin.
Fuzzy teddy bears, angels, babies, flowers, cute puppies, or laughing kitty cats are endearing at best. Will their presence in ten people's inboxes save humanity? No! Into the recycle bin with ya'!
Please do not forward this to anybody else you know. And DO NOT send it back to me. My inbox is already clogged up enough with demanding emails saving me from danger. Take it to your recycle bin and destroy it! Hurry! If you don't, little Pablo won't get his heart transplant.
