For all of mine ...
2008/11/25 1058 EST
Well RATZ! Guess who just hit the wrong button and wiped out the first attempt at today's News?!? First 5 guesses don't count! 1. me...2. me... 3. me...4... me. and finally 5. me!
I Hate when that happens!
I have to laff tho! As maddening as that is, it is funny! Did you ever wonder how many "almost done's" are running around out there in cyber space? The possibilities are endless and mind boggling! LOLOL
As I recall, I was ranting and raving about the Marv! What? Who me? at the Marv? Oh yeah!
Him going away for Thanksgiving! Him gonna have lobster; I just know he is! I love lobster! Hot buttered yummy lobster...
Well, last year just about this time, Marv went on vacation. I put the big guilt trip on him (doing the same thing this year) About poor me... sob sob...starving for lobster!
Marv decided he would be kind hearted and generous to boot... Him ships me a live lobster via Grayhounds bus! Even puts a map of Owsley county in with lobster just in case! Off goes lobster on the trip of a very short lifetime!
Poor lobster didn't survive the trip... Oh dear!
The passengers were unhappy and bailed out on the second day! The bus company was up in arms... Looking for me! After me, the Marvin! Another Oh dear!
The bus itself was a total loss... The lobster was in worse shape... and the passengers vowed never to return! All because the Marv decided to be nice for a change!
Marv Honey, life is much simpler for every one if you just stay the same rotten brat of a turkey you have always been!
Most of the above is not true... Ya pays your dime and takes your chances as to which part IS true... It's all Marv's fault tho. He started it! Gotcha Brat!
Oh yesterday, I saw my fly guys. Were just a hustling but the air was so dry, the con trails were very short. And guys, if y'all weren't looking, I was wearing the nefarious red robe!... had chickyduck feed in a brite green bucket and was waving like crazy. I was also looking over my shoulder for a crew with butterfly nets!
Anna swears they are gonna come get me! lolol If they do, trust me, 'they' won't keep me long! Nope, I don't think so!
I made a verbal report about the chicken theft and the deposit to one of my fave troopers. I am documenting incidents just in case! I won't mention his name but we both cracked up! Poor guy! We got into a short discussion about DNA testing (yesterday must have been the day for talking about DNA!) and what type of response he might get from the lab if he should put in a request! lolol OMG! I was on the floor!
Trooper said he would try to spend more time in the area and I said 'No!'... KY State Police cover something like 7 or more counties down here. That is a lot of territory to cover... over miles and miles of mountain roads... God love 'em; they do an excellent job! Any way, I said no because I can take care of myself and others need his time a lot worse... I was just documenting and he knew it! lololol
I had a prowler again last nite! Dogs throwing a hissy fit! I went out with pistol.... called dogs... and gave verbal warning... no shots fired...Mr.A (in my opinion) was out and about! Gee, it got so quiet after that...
I didn't get to sleep until after 0300 hours this morning. Not sleeping gets old after a while. Best be quiet out there tonite....Meems is getting a little peeved here! Oh yeah!
Tomorrow's News will be about all the things I have to be thankful for... be sure to check it out!
Guess that's it for the time being... I need to rake the hall and the bedroom... A college student (photograhy) is doing a paper on KY mountain women... I was asked to be a part of her work... I can't wait to meet the young lady... Anna will be bringing her up to the house on Friday around noon. I feel very honored. It seems I am known as 'that painter lady' around here... lolol Also known as eccentric... the lady with the gun... the mean lil old lady... some think I am a Narc which I am not! lolol
Lately, I find myself checking with the good neighbors to see what I am up to! lolol They know more about what I am doing than I do... lolol Truth, so help me! Got the giggles... I wouldn't live anyplace else. I am having the best time!
And I was afraid I might be bored living this far out from town...? Lolol ... this will NEVER happen!
Later all of mine. Take care and go in safety always. Remember to watch where you walk in the chickyduck pen... Oh yeah! hugs and much love... meems
