ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE        PREGNANT LADY
 
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man        opposite her was smiling at her.  She immediately moved to another        seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.         The man seemed more amused.  When on the fourth move, the man burst        out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man        arrested.
 
The case came up in court.
 
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for        himself.
 
The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady        got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.  She sat        down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I        grinned.  Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan's        Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed        herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the        Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.  But, Your Honor, when She        moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber        could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.'
 
'CASE DISMISSED!!'