HERE YOU GO, BEAR... BE READY TO RUN FOR SAFETY!
2008/11/05 0900 HRS Mornin' JD Sr....
Mornin' everybody, welcome home dear hearts, welcome home. Come on in, have a seat, grab some coffee and be at ease.
I am still trying to recover from two days of non-stop near fatal hysterics! I have laffed till I cried, couldn't breathe, couldn't move, rolling on the floor, screaming, pounding fists, kicking heels and generally acting like a person who had totally lost it...which I had!
First of all, Marv, my buddy? my pal? tried to play a joke on the meems which backfired on everybody involved! That was Friday...I got tickled and that started the down hill slide with no safety belt! I am not going to give the boy a hard time today... He already has umpteen pple waiting to get a hold of him... Meems is just gonna sit back and watch...lolol Oh yeah, and meems is gonna really enjoy watching the bits and pieces of the Marv flying all over the net! (Just as long as I don't have to clean up the mess!)
That evening, I was wandering the net groups and ran into an Eons friend...Who I shall call Pat! Well, I was glad to run into her in a near-by chat box. I, being the polite person I am, greeted her warmly...Pat responded with a HELP! Need I mention that I am soft hearted (and headed)and always willing to help another soul in need?
I, of course, asked what the problem was. She explained and I immediately fell on the floor! Hysterics was not what she was looking for...lololol
Let me digress (a KK word again) for a moment...
Many moons ago, I had a pet skunk who was appropriately named Peach Blossom...Purty little critter who had no taste in men! She liked my ex! Oh well! No accounting for taste (Thank you Capt Kirk!)
Now Peaches had the most interesting personality..and her dietary wants were simple but demanded! Dog food, ice cream and black cherries...and not in that order. She loved our german shepherd, Painter...the two of them would spend hours on the floor in the little TV room...
Painter flopped on his side, Peaches on her side but scratching Painter's back... Doggy heaven, I suppose cause that dog sure did grin and groan!
Where am I going with this!?! OH...Peaches was a charmer until/unless she was really upset! I saw that little critter dance, stomp feet, tail up, charge, slide to stop, scream and generally thro a hissy fit when a strange dog was brought into the house...I observed closely and decided that it was best not to interfere and the poor dog was scared to death! Peaches really showed her who was boss right away! And I learned some serious survival in the wild lessons!
You know where this is going, don't you??? Giggling again!
Now, back to Pat...Well, it seems she took the trash out to the garbage can...around dark maybe? Yup, she ran into a poor little critter who was minding own business and scared it! Can you imagine? Call the skunky welfare people and report her! Trust me, basic rule of thumb here is NEVER EVER scare a little wild skunk... they have a tendency to react without thinking. Sorry, still giggling! In between bouts of hysterical laffter, I told her the good news/bad news...good news about removing odor from clothes and body... Bad news-odor is in nostrils and sinus cavities... she would, all by herself, retain the lovely aroma for several days! Pat didn't think my humorous reaction was all that funny! Back room of house,her clothes and herself smelled really bad! She wasn't too sure hubby would let her in bedroom! lolol
She begged me not to tell this... I pondered for a while and almost decided not to do this evil deed to a really nice person. However, when pushed by a mutual friend to write this up, I could no longer resist the temptation! Pat honey... Blame our good friend and no count Brat, Al, for today's story! He dared me and I just couldn't say no! I know this will come back to haunt me but I am still crackin up!
PS all...In a skunk encounter... stand still, do NOT panic, speak softly and soothingly to the little critter. It will eventually wander away and not bother you! Well, it works most of the time any way...Still rolling on the floor!
Take care, enjoy life, love, laff, tease and share the good of each day! Hugs to all of mine... meems, the bad!
