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POSTED BY: Billy on Jan 6, 2008
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POSTED BY: Billy on Jan 6, 2008
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POSTED BY: Billy on Jan 6, 2008
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POSTED BY: Billy on Jan 12, 2008
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"Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy." Groucho Marx
"When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine." H.G. Wells
"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children." Mark Twain
"Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself." Mark Twain
"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"Sex relieves tension - love causes it." Woody Allen
"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman." Woody Allen
"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." Tom Clancy
"Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped." Author Unknown
"I think I could fall madly in bed with you." Author Unknown
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question." Author Unknown
"Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics." Author Unknown
"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." Author Unknown
"The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead." Author Unknown
"Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time." Author Unknown
"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?" Author Unknown
"I once knew a woman who offered her honor So I honored her offer And all night long I was on her and off her." Author Unknown
"An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets." Author Unknown
"The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on." Author Unknown
"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."
"I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now." Author Unknown
"I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week." Author Unknown
"Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head." Author Unknown
"You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct." W. Somerset Maugham
"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!" George Bernard Shaw
"Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual attraction may exist between persons so incompatible in tastes and capacities that they could not endure living together for a week much less a lifetime." George Bernard Shaw
"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex." Aldous Huxley
"Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions." Aldous Huxley
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." Gloria Leonard
"Sex without love is merely healthy exercise." Robert Heinlein
"The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species." Leonardo Da Vinci
"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George Burns
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." George Burns
"My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live." Erica Jong
"Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it." D.H. Lawrence
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