Got a call one time from a man who was out of breath. Hard time hearing him because he was wispering. He called to say that the aliens were following him and they had already gotten his bike. He said that he had run back to his house because he had forgotten his hat. He then tells me that the hat makes him invisable to aliens. I'm trying real hard not to laugh at this point. So with a few giggles I go on the air and ask the ultimate question. Any strange lights in the sky? The guys want to know what I had for dinner. Tell them what is going on. The only thing in the air is a SO helicopter circling a house. Send them that way. Turns out this guy was a burgler of sorts and had been running from the SO. He had medical problems and needed meds.You guessed it the aliens were the SO and the spot light on the copter.
