Good Morning and How D Do? I am fine myself. I heard this story on the way into work this morning about a woman sueing an Aquarium due to the fact her 1 Year old ruin the day and his shoe by stepping in a pile of Dog Do… She claims it ruined the toddler’s shoes and their day at the Aquarium. The park claims Dog do happens… In other Pedigree files At a March British soccer match between Blackpool and Burnley teams, greyhound owner Jane Holland was escorting her retired dog Fool's Mile for a presentation when the crowd noise evidently energized the champion racer, who broke away. "When she heard the crowd, she was off," said Holland, and Fool's Mile circled the track four times before being restrained. Said London's Sunday Telegraph, the dog appeared to be reliving her glory days. [Sunday Telegraph-Australian Associated Press, 3-9-08] Sounds like Fool’s Mile had a lot of race left in her. I could almost visualize that happening. My only wonderment is why on earth would anyone bring a dog to a soccer match? I mean does the Dog like either team? Did she have a Blackpool or Burnley Sweater on? Stick a little pennant in her collar or what? You know…people do the strangest thing to bring attention to themselves…ever notice that? I have…Oh well such is life.

Survivor ended for the season last night and it was a clear case of jealousy that gave Poverty the Million Dollars… Amanda earned it and was more genuine then any of those other hussies. I say hussies because I think two or three of them bat from the other side of the plate if you catch my drift…especially after seeing Nattily grab Pav’s backside and give it the four finger and thumb send off… Oh well it was just a reality show no doubt staged…Makes no difference in the real scheme of things.

So Happy Monday to all. May this day be a fine day for you and hopefully your weekend was marvelous too.

A huge hug and many pats.

Mart  

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Good Morning and welcome once again to another installment of “it’s your Weekend so what Cha going to do with it!” Hey there and how’s it going? I am fine, still sickly, and let me tell you do not, I can’t state this high enough on the scale of do not do’s But do not get a cold just prior to summer…Holey smokes the wheels have came off the wagon on this one…I hate sneezing and coughing and running sniffles nosey crap…sore throat…You name it! YUCK!!! But, the way I understand it from some professionals (those who gave it to me) It only last’s 10 days…Well crappola! That is 10 days to long for my goofy butt. I heard in the news this morning and did not catch where the dumb dude was from, but apparently he barged in on a Bachelorette party at a bar somewhere and while doing so had his picture taken with some of the gals. Not so bad right? Lucky him…but the dude apparently became inebriated. Inebriated is not good when you do stuff to piss people off…and he did, and in doing so was thrown out of the bar. Well our lucky boy lost his lucky horse shoe and turned into a horse’s ass, because he then preceded to go into a convenience store and had plans on robbing someone…Just so happens a couple of unsuspecting gals from the Bachelorette party left the party a short time after our now called dumb boy and went into the convenience store to get something or another, and our not so lucky boy robbed them, unknowing one of the gals had his picture from the bachelorette party and had quite a few of them, so the police found the boy not too long afterwards and our once lucky guy turned into a not at all smart and very unlucky dude in jail.

Karma has a way of catching up to those who miss use it…

Well I will sign off with that and wish all a safe, wonderful and fun weekend. Happy Mother’s Day to all the proud and happy Mother’s and even those not so proud and not so happy. My wish for you all is your enjoyment of the day and may it brighten up just 50% more then you may have expected.

A huge hug and somewhat closer pats… I am feeling better…just not 100% yet… but my understanding 70% of Marty can be 100% enjoyment.

God Bless

Mart

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Good Morning. Happy Thursday to those of you who love Thursday’s due primarily because there is only one work day left in the week I guess…What’s new on the world news front in your neck of the woods? Mine nothing new…however I did see a few things about Michigan that are worth mentioning…because I pick on Florida so much I thought I better dig up some Michigan Classics…I may have told these before if so I am blaming it on my age…if not, well then cool. A lady distraught and angered by a neighbors dog filed suit and charges against a couple who owned a beagle that apparently harassed their dog…It is interesting only due to the fact she thought she had a case against the couple. In August, Julie Leach filed a lawsuit in Macomb County, Mich., seeking at least $10,000 from the owners of a beagle named Patch, which Leach said was constantly enticing Leach's German shepherd, Holly, to chase him. In 1995, during one of Patch's escapades, the pursuing Holly was run over by a car and killed. Leach says Patch's owners should pay for permitting their dog to harass Holly. Ok…I can understand the loss of a pet is very sad. I do not intend to make light of this case at the death of a dog…but more so over Ms. Leach for even thinking she had a right to ask for payment due to dog’s being…well dog’s! Dog’s chase things, one another cars, parked cars…those dog’s learn fast but…dog’s will be dog’s…What was Holly the German Shepard supposed to do? Oh hey look, that damned Patch is out again, I better sit here and guard the house while he acts stupid running around and such…Dog’s chase dog’s… it’s a dog thing…

Ok, in other Michigan not so proud news… Chris Morris filed a $1 million lawsuit against the state of Michigan in November, claiming that he caught a cold in the rotunda of the state Capitol while viewing an art exhibit there earlier in the year. Hmmm I wonder if I can file a law suit against our great state for me catching a nasty cold too.

That was just crazy to think anyone had the … well the spirit to do that… ok onward in Other Michigan claims to fame In January, Michigan state security officer Canute Findsen, 43, was shot to death in Lansing by fellow officer Virginia Rich, 51, but then he shot Rich to death just before he died; police believe Rich was upset that Findsen had made one comment too many about her being overweight. And in January in Providence, R.I., Ricardo Guerrero killed himself rather than face prison for shooting and wounding Johanny Urbaez at a nightclub; according to police, Urbaez had precipitated the incident by referring to Guerrero as "fatso." I remember speaking of this a while back… Apparently Virginia did not like being called Fatso…You know…name calling is just what it is childish. Why on earth do people get so upset over name calling? I mean my gosh have a little backbone and let it role off your back…no sense bringing guns into play or knifes…If I had a dime for all those people that were killed do to people calling them names…or referring to ethnic slang’s over it…I would be the richest man in the world.

There I picked on Michigan… I could go into the fact about our great Governor…but that horse has been rode one too many times by me…

A small blurb on Idol, I guess Jason had it coming…Too Bad! All those David A lovers, you no doubt are going to get your wish…I can’t wait till the crown his 342 tooth ass with the win so I do not have to see his father anymore in the stands…talking about riding a horse too much…my gosh camera crew you would think the father was the second coming of Elvis…oh and by the way… I do not care what anyone says…that kid Butchered Elvis’s Song the other night…It was hard to listen to… Ok I am done David A bashing…

Have a wonderful day, may the Blue Bird of Happiness drop a load on those of your choice today…wouldn’t that be cool…if we could control bird droppings…LOL

A huge hug and still sickly so arm’s reach pats.

Mart

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Good Morning and I officially would like to declare our Independence from Florida… However…Mandy is attending college down there over the next few years…I truly hope they do not brain wash her into stupidity.  The latest and perhaps greatest thing Florida is accused of is accusing a teacher of Wizardry. Oh yeah! Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears. But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own. "I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue, you can't take any more assignments you need to come in right away,'" he said. When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell and went much farther than he'd hoped. "I said, 'Well Pat, can you explain this to me?' 'You've been accused of wizardry,' [he said]. Wizardry?" he asked…

So let me get this straight… after this man performed this trick one of those Southern Baptist no doubt ran screaming home to their parents and said Harry Potter is alive and teaching in Rushe Middle School… Tar and feather I say Tar and Feather!!!  Ok Mr. Wizard… where do we go from here? I mean when I was in middle school I would have loved a sub doing anything but school work. Actually I recall many days when a sub took over she or he did more listening to us instead of trying to take up where her or his predecessor left off. Am I wrong or is Florida people getting too much sun for their own good… Oh…oh I have relatives down there… and some most certainly are holier then thou Southern Baptist’s. I tend to pick on the state because before they are transplanted to Florida they were model Michigan residents. Raising hell and taking names was our motto. Thank the stars my Brother and My one sister…the other…well she is brain washed… and my oldest daughter shakes her head daily and often emails me on stupid things the locals do…I mean truly stupid and it’s a wonder some of those half-breeds even know how to multiply… and I am not talking math problems here…Oh well My Aunt I love her to death but sent me an email which was sent by various other fractions of her church about the Movie: “The Golden Compass” and how bad it was that no one should view it, and it was written by an atheist and it would surely tear at the fabric of our existence… Oh on and on and this and that…they contended that movie… Shoot!!!! I could not wait to buy that damned movie and watch it… Hell I thought she did more advertising for that then Borax did for Laundry detergent back in the day…so naturally I bought that movie and have now watched it 3 times… Each time I sit awaiting the holier then thou element of the movie to wretch my inner soul out and slap me with it a time or two… But I end up laughing and enjoying it for what it was meant to be…entertainment... Perhaps that is it… perhaps the SBM wants us all to be un-entertained oh and the SBM means Southern Baptist Movement Not in any way or form a cuss word…Oh well…life in the great state of Florida…no wonder comedians have so much new material…

Ala kazaam and Bolica boo… I turn you into a Kangaroo…. My gosh people stop letting society turn Florida kids into Chicken Little’s… I pray Mandy comes back home from that schooling down there in a few years educated enough to be the best she can be…

A huge hug and many pats… (oh and Kangaroo’s are cool, get over it)

Mart

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What is the saying that I am looking for…? Better Late then never… Good Morning! Various issues and Items took center stage for me this am and that’s partially to blame.

I heard of a Michigan man this morning who apparently is an arsonist and was doing his rounds, or should I say burning’s but ran out of gas. Soooo he went on the prowl for gas to rob out of an unsuspecting individual…Well he found a car, and tooled right up to it, like any cat burglar would bucket in hand siphoning hose dangling and started to unscrew the cap from the car he chose and much to his surprise out pops two plain clothes cops who had been in that car which also was a unmarked police vehicle on the look out for him. Their stake-out was exactly where it should be to catch him…way to go boys in blue.

In other news, a woman will not get the Mother of the year award this year in Sheboygan Wisconsin. Angelique Vandeburg was charged with shooting her 8 year old Daughter in the thigh with a BB gun on a $1 bet from her boyfriend. The lady (or there lack of) is free on $5000 bond and will no doubt be charged with reckless endangerment and other crimes before this is all over…Hmmm I think that one dollar bet she won might fall just a tad short of her overall bill… What is the matter with some of these people now days?

Other then that nothing new at the Bell Household other then… I am sickly..YUCK!!! Was in my chest last night and it is creeping north now… I sound like a raspy frog…

So with that I will say have a wonderful day and may all you wishes come true…today and everyday

A huge hug from like 12 feet away and 13 pats with a 14 foot stick…hmmm in some states that might be called an attack…perhaps not in Wisconsin…

Mart

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Good Monday Morning to you. The weekend flew by as usual! It was a weekend that seen little rest time for me, but when you play you pay on Monday…Yuck that sounds like a weekend slogan for me. Saturday a Friend and I played in a two person Charity Scramble near Battle Creek and the home of Tony the Tiger. (Kellogg’s) I felt compelled to put the Kellogg’s product name down due only to the fact It is early and I do not want to confuse anyone. Our twosome finished 1 over par and for us that was good. We did not win but helped raise money for the Charity. Afterwards I sped off to drive back into Saint Joseph, to a Threy-o-De-Mayo party at another friend’s house. Where when I arrived here was Bonnie and my friend Phil’s Wife Peg wearing sombreros leaning over a balcony railing like two ladies of the night drunk as skunks and singing…Oh that was a picture. They called my cell phone about 15 times on the golf course…”Hey where are ya..!?”  So I was not really surprised to see these two pickled and trying to imitate Mexican ladies. So I get there and ordered to make a booze run but only after paying 24.00 in gambling wages Bonnie owed betting on the Kentucky Derby…It all in all was a great Party. Oh by the way Happy Cinco-De-Mayo Day! O’ la Other then that the weekend flew, two lawns to mow on Sunday and Oh..oh… this has to stop… no not the lawn care man in me… the greeters at the doors of Grocery Stores! I mean the ones selling candy or popcorn for certain events. I understand the whole baseball, softball, soccer candy sells…But, honestly people who run these leagues have meant these sells to be to family and friends and coworkers. One or two boxes of candy only, helps pay for uniforms, tournaments and such…Now we have to deal with Churches selling like a gazillion and one boxes of candy, popcorn you name it with chairs set up and a table… Come on that is actually embarrassing and harassing in my book. I do not like it when a kid comes up and asks at the doorway of a store if I want to help support their team…No I am not heartless. I have a huge heart just seems the whole scenario is out of whack! The reason for the sells is to make money for those things…I feel that a church doing that is robbing you. Churches have their venues to do that right on their own lawn. Bake sells, Picnics you name it but do it on the grounds… when you send perishes out to sell at Wal-Marts and stores like that, I do not trust the fact that the Money is going to the church.  How about making an effort to do the door to door sells…I can hear it now from parents… but that is not safe… Oh and leaving your Child un-attended at a store with Money and candy in hand makes it more safer… Yeah right! Did you know child molesters and those that kidnap…look there first? I think door to door sells work and have the parent drive them there…The Church thingy is just not right…sorry that is just my opinion. I also hate the fact that a parent will send there kid in to a Bowling ally and go table to table selling candy…who runs these leagues? I would have never suggested a child go into a bar to sell candy… I mean if you can’t sell two boxes of candy to friends and family and coworkers… then damn… Shoot time to go…and I was on a roll…

Have a wonderful Monday

A huge hug and many pats

Mart

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Good Morning but where do I start… the cup run’th (I would not make a good renaissance dude) over with stupidity today. Let’s start in Texas… Where a man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.
Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together. Hmmm I would say Mr. Fuller should think smaller next time, and I believe he will have plenty of time in a small cell to do so… The Police were all over that one and let that be a lesson to you, or so in Japan where Police on Thursday arrested a wanted man after a two-hour car chase that involved 2,240 officers, 460 police cars and one helicopter. Hirofumi Fukuda, 27, who had been wanted for assaulting police officers on Jan 21, was arrested after a chase through central Osaka. Around 11 a.m., police received an emergency call saying that a car was driving recklessly, ignoring traffic lights. When a patrol car approached the vehicle in question, it took off.

Police were mobilized throughout the area and a helicopter called in. The chase ended when Fukuda’s car crashed into a bridge column. He sustained light injuries but no one else was injured in the chase. The real question is this… Don’t they have donut shops in Japan? My word 2240 officers to catch one fleeing man… I wonder just what would have happened had he killed the officer. I wonder if Japan would have used Nuke’s on him… How many Japanese Police officers does it take to screw in one Light Bulb? 1 or 2240 of them? And finally a man was arrested for weaving and driving wildly…TALLINN (Reuters) - Police in the Baltic state of Estonia stopped a man who was driving erratically at the weekend, only to find he was blind.

The 20-year-old was driving in the southern city of Tartu early Sunday -- helped by instructions from his 16-year-old passenger.

"At first they thought he was just drunk, but the man kept missing the tube for the breath test, then they realized he was blind" and arrested him, Tartu Police spokeswoman Marge Kohtla said Monday. Wow…there goes drivers Education in Estonia for teenagers. I just wonder what is worse… having a blind man drive you or you giving directions to a blind driver? Holey smokes That gives backseat drivers a clean bill of health… Have a marvelous weekend!

A huge hug and many pats, wish me luck I am in a two man scramble for charity this weekend at a tough golf course… you know me…anything for charity…

Mart

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Good Morning… once again a news headline gets my attention. Although it comes from across the large pond it is still funny to see grown people losing themselves into a character and getting arrested for it. A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a Star Wars fan who had founded a Jedi Church, a court has heard.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, Anglesey, admitted assaulting Barney Jones and Cousin Michael with a metal crutch. They suffered minor injuries.

Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted "Darth Vader!"  My first thought was, where Luke Skywalker and the rest of the Rebel Force at? How about sending in  Batman or Superman to unmask the Imperial Lord… Wow…way too much drama for one morning note.

I see Ms. Hilary was just across the state line in Indiana yesterday and holey smokes Batman… I just find it hard to get out of Character like Arwel did… no worries,… Anyway she Ms. Hilary was campaigning in South Bend and stopped for gas at which time I solute her she pumped it and paid for it… No secret service dude did the gas deed. Bravo Ms. Clinton Bravo…

Wow the price we pay for having celebrities is astounding. I mean, the price they pay… Not a day goes by that we are not subject to someone doing this or someone doing that and here is a thought as much as I can’t stand someone in the lime light too often, how about those who are in the lime light do to their parents fame. Like the daughter of Lionel Richie. What on earth did she do other then that spoof of being a country gal with Paris Hilton? Oh and how about stars that just can’t Die… I mean no offense but Elvis is really dead… it happened and yes it is sad but he is not working in Hoboken turning burgers and how about the number of impersonators…that is a full time job for some… let the man die… remember him yes but my word… and How about another one that died and the jury still is deliberating on who was the cause… Princess Di. Enough already… the car did not make it through the curve be it driver flaw or picture taker flaw it happened and can one of us other then those suing gain anything by it? Noooo, it happened and once again I am not heartless but if we do not let issues drop… they fester and new issues pop up.  Oh well May is here Happy May Day… and not the Military cry either. May your May Day be a lovely one… enjoy it…just don’t dress up in Vader wear…

A huge hug enormous pats and a Poperotsie smile…

Mart

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Good Morning and another version of Hump Day is in store…what store I have no idea… How ya doing? I am well, other then back pains for being a goober and trying to be superman this last weekend. I used that sentence and always think when someone says it do you mean this weekend or last? Which is it?

No matter…Idol viewers no doubt had to feel embarrassed for Paula and her flub up last night… Paula… ah dear, he hasn’t sung that song yet, give him a chance to at least sing it first…

Hey Miley Sirrus is in the news… or her should I say her provocative photos are… and how about Mr. Clean Roger Clemmons and his denial of Steroids. What now Roger are you going to claim you don’t recollect seeing this under aged girl for 10 years….hmmm sounds like a fine or time will no doubt catch up to him. Oh and if I mis-spelled Miley’s name front or back…who cares! You are a young lady don’t going showing your foo foo before it’s time! I know …I Know those Photos were not that bad… but, look who her audience is… Hanna Montana viewers range in age from 5 to 15… My gosh another story of role Model recklessness. The only thing missing is her saying she did not choose to be a role model… they all say it…

Well, the numbers are in… 10 years from now or just over 10 years we should be out of Oil…oh yeah doom Sayers say we have enough natural resources of Oil to last 10 years if we continue the path of Oil burning we are on now… and more and more drivers daily will only reduce that 10 years to 9 to 8 but!!! They also say if we conserve, if we find another source for propulsion and fuel we could drag it out to the year 2029…but now they are saying 2019… Mayan culture says doomsday day is December 21^st 2012… Aren’t the Mayan’s gone? Hmmm perhaps they were referring to their own demise. Gosh aren’t I the barrier of fabulous news today… Not one positive and so many negatives…I think I have been abducted… I do have one note to leave on that is somewhat funny…it comes along the files of the clinically stupid.  A Man was hospitalized for a gun shot wound to his own hand… I hate that when I shoot myself in the hand...don’t you? Or the foot for that matter… but this man apparently had a bottle of booze a 22. cal.  Pistol and a hornets nest in the tree he was sitting under…oh yeah… he was trying to shoot down the hornet nest…I wonder if he succeeded how long it would have taken to those bees to explain the fact that he should had not messed with them….

Have a wonderful day

A huge hug and many pats

Mart

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