Hi! Happy Halloween! Have a spooky day! To be 

a romantic, witch, I  must always smell like

 garlic, have a greenish face, and hair like a scourer,

 I must be bony,  have big ears, and a hairy wart

 on my nose as long as an earthworm. I must

have only one tooth and  a huge hump. I hope you're 

 not scared these days. Your witch, Maria. Kisses 

and hugs. Take care.  Ooooh! How scary!