A Little Fart Poem
A fart.. it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known To sound like a song.......
A fart can create A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly...
A fart might not smell, While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while.......
A fart can occur In a number of places,
And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true-
We must never forget........
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - don't it?
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Hope this brings a smile on your face today!
Hugs...Ria 6-4-2011 AKA SHINEY
Take the special bus
Or occasionally pee on yourself..
You hang in there sunshine, you're special.
Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back..