Looks awful deep said Sif (Boo)
Though speakest tru (ru)
We held hands over a yawning fiery chasm that lifted our hair in blasts of flaming stench
I don't really want to go down there love
Said Boo
We have no choice my reply
He's down there
Waiting
I took my walking stick and swung it above my head
Until Mjorlin appeared
Hold tight my love
And together we decended
Slowly
Into the pits of hell
Where fire roared
Hotter than seven suns and there were none
Hand 'n hand we plummed ta the very bottom of the pit
And there stood Satan him self all fiery red and smoked wit ash
A black cape he wear upon him mighty shoulder bra wed and strong
Never the less it was hell and we had hit rock bottom
No where else on earth could hold us we were doomed
Boo
To her hero
Is this all that comes of us at long last
She had followed ta the last
Side by side they be
Rottin in hell the two be
She never left her heros side
Even till the depth of hell she was still lovin her Ru
What more could be of the two
While on earth they romped ' n raided till the end
Now they gets their rewards
I bent on one knee as my Boo stood aghast
My lord I have a question for thee
Ask my Son said the fiery dude in the black mask
You have power beyond belief
You are all seeing
All knowing...
Go on said the smile of Satan...
Well with all that magnificent power at your disposal
The ability to seduce minds at a whim
Change weather patterns
Control the very forces of all life...
Continue my son...
Well it is rather a difficult question to ask in your presence oh exulted one
I mean in light of your magnificent feats and all...
Just spill it said the smile of evil
Well how come you are such a fucking cunt ?
There was a roar of flames and my red cloak disintegrated in the heat
My beard was singed and Bettie lost her eyebrows
Boo
Oh come on ya limebrain ask way
before this tart swinish us away befor we ever git the chance ta say
He only had ta grant our every wishes all that we ask
As mighty as he be its only temptation he's after the same as we
Ill go there and lay t on the hot brimstone of fire so hot
Bare right down to my flash so he can see all eyes on me he will be
You ask away while his furious fiery eyes be on me
We have but this one chance last ta be together now and forever as we know
To burn in this eternal hell of a home
For a love as surrealism true as your and mine
My Boo tore the Ting apart with her bare hands
He didn't stand a chance
I looked at her fingers
They were swollen and burned
Thou hast vanquished our enemy I said
Course said The Fair Siff
He was a pain the the ass
All smug n uphimself like that
Whatch doin goin around thinking you is da king
When you is only a second fiddle to free will
I never thought of it like that my lady
Come let Mjorlin return us to the surface for an age of
Beer swilling in the ale house
You shall bear many of my children
In the years to come
Whilst I devour all of the ale on Midgard to the last drop
He ...he he he .....
At long lasts the battle had been fought and won
By the mere coattail of a woman scorned
Try ta take away me Boo will ya
No man woman alive could handed a scored w reach
Now just see when ch ya git fer messin wit me and my Boo
Iiiiis sends ya right back ta hell when ch ya came once more
Satan himself had been batten batter batted and Mattel at his own game
And it wasz all but mere temptation that got him laid back in his own grave
Now whos gots the last laugh
He he he he
Me me said the little w reach witch
And alls Iiiiis had ta do was just raise me coattail and wag it a little