A Little Fart Poem 

A fart.. it is a pleasant thing, 

It gives the belly ease, 

It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. 

A fart can be quiet, 

A fart can be loud, 

Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud 

A fart can be short, 

Or a fart can be long, 

Some farts have been known To sound like a song.......  

A fart can create A most curious medley, 

A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly... 

A fart might not smell, While others are vile, 

A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while....... 

A fart can occur In a number of places, 

And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. 

From wide-open prairie, 

To small elevators, 

A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. 

But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- 

We must never forget........ 

Sweet old farts like you! 

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - don't it?

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Hope this brings a smile on your face today!

Hugs...Ria          6-4-2011         AKA SHINEY