Because I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life........... And I am not a pervert. I would love to say Im here to be turned on and to turn on, but I think everyone is out there looking for that special person to talk about their dreams to or just to catch a shooting star together. Im not sure if that is out there for me, but bring it on!!!!!!!!!!