Bob liked to frequent the Newfoundland beaches, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend George the lifeguard for advice. "It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old codger. They're years out of style. Your best is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potatoe down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Bob hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos and his fist=sized potatoe. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing...loking sick!
Bob went back to George and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"Lard Tunderin Jeezus by!" said George, "the potatoe goes in the front!"
