These are great! I'm going to have to dredge up my memories of dispatching for many years. I've been out of that line of work for 12 years now.
There used to be shared stories from all over the county and one that I remember is a tape of a phone call to a friend of mine who dispatched for another PD. The man was on the phone saying that he was shrinking and was getting smaller and smaller. Bill talked to the man for about 20 minutes and the tape was priceless.