A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He

said, 'I 

        want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of

running boards.' 

        The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid,

went to 

        the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just

ordered three 

        flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards.

What does he 

        think this place is, an auto parts store?' 

        'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a

pair of 

        headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2

slices of 

        Crisp bacon. 

        'Oh, OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and

then 

        spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. 

        The trucker asked,   

        'What are the beans for Blondie? 

        I LOVE THIS ONE........... 

        She replied, 'I thought while you were 

        waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you

might as 

        well gas up!' 

        FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN