be back on tuesday, have a great week-end

                     My  wife and I were sitting at a table at her high  school reunion, and she kept staring at a  drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

 I asked her, "Do you know  him? "Yes", she sighed,

He's my old  boyfriend.  I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago,  and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

My  God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

       And then the fight  started...

have school tomorrow or Monday! Sounds like a sleep 

in to me! We are going to let mother nature water 

my plants today! I sure hope you have a great day! 

Take Care and share the Smiles! Sending Smiles and 

Hugs Always!

           Saturday  morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my

 lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.  I hooked up the boat up  to the  van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The

 wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on

 the radio, and discovered that the weather would  be bad all day.

          I went back into the house,  quietly undressed, and slipped

 back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different

 anticipation, and whispered, "The  weather out there is terrible."

          My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my

 stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

          And that's how the fight started...