"Security
at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to
the baggage claim. Then it’s just, like, take whatever bag you want." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"At the age of 60, Snoop Dogg will be 420 in dog years." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"When medication says 'do not
operate heavy machinery,' they're probably mainly referring to cars,but my mind always goes to a forklift." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"When we're young, we sneak out of our houses to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"It’s weird to think that
nighttime is the natural state of the universe, and that daytime is only
caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"If you drive a new car, you
are rich. If you drive an old car, you are poor. But if you drive a
super old car, you are super rich." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"There is probably a tree somewhere out there now that is growing the wood for your coffin." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"We use tables to keep food
off the floor, tablecloths to keep food off the table, placemats to keep
food off the tablecloth, and plates to keep food off the placemats." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"When you're sick, the advice you get is to literally do drugs and stay out of school." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"Technically, almost every mirror you buy at a store is in used condition." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"It's crazy that something like a Walmart gift card is printed on plastic,
but my social security card is printed on the flimsiest piece of paper
I've ever handled." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"It's always easy to fall asleep on a couch unless you're actually trying to fall asleep on a couch." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"Corrupt cops are just undercover criminals." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Hello my dear friends, I hope you got a laugh out of these shower thoughts,LOL... Have a good night sleep and rest peacefully darlin'Karen See ya tomorrow Always loves and hugs, ~WW~ {Sue}
