Top 10 Carnival Pickup Lines This Summer 

10. I couldn't help noticing you throw up on the Tilt-a-Whirl

 9. Is somebody frying dough or is that you

 8. But I have to put my hands there to guess your weight

 7. I get off at nine, Senator Tower

 6. After a nice candlelit dinner, I'll let you pound a nail into my head

 5. I'm sure I've got a tattoo of your name on me somewhere

 4. How'd you like to become Mrs. Torso?

 3. Insert your own corndog joke here

 2. You know, if you didn't have that

 hard squinty look so common to carnival

 trash, you could be a model

 1. Is that a ring toss game - or are you

 just glad to see me?

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