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WHO SAY'S REDNECKS DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOVE? WHY, A LITTLE DUCT TAPE, A ROCK THROUGH A WINDER...AND THERE YOU GO. LOVE DOESN'T HAVE TO COST A DIME. EVERY SOUTHERNERS GOT DUCT TAPE LYING AROUND.
THIS IS THE NOTE THAT WAS DUCT TAPED TO THE SIDE MIRROR.
COME ON ROLEENE; COME HOME TO ME. THE DOG MISSES YA SOMETHING TERRIBLE. THE CLOTHES ARE STILL ON THE LINE SINCE YA HUNG EM' OUT 3 WEEKS AGO. I AIN'T A TOUCHIN' EM' UNTIL YA COME HOME. I EVEN LEFT THE DURTY DISHES FOR YA TO WARSH BECAUSE I KNOW'D YOU LOVE WASHING THEM DISHES IN THE NEW SINK I GOT YA' AT THE DUMP.
I CAN'T EVEN FIX MYSELF SOMETHIN' TA' EAT. IF'N YOU AIN'T COOKED IT; I CAN'T EAT IT. I BEEN HAVIN' TO EAT AT MY BRUTHERS HOUSE. YOU KNOW ROLEENE, HIS WIFE CAN'T MAKE GRITS LIKE YOU DO. I BEEN LOSING WEIGHT TOO. MY PANTS ARE JUST A FALLIN' OFF A MY BUTT SINCE YOU TOOK MY BELT TO HURT MY FEELINGS. YOU KNOW'D THAT CHEVY BELT BUCKLE COST ME 5 DOLLERS AT THE FLEA MARKET. YOU DID IT OUT OF SPITE CUZ' I TOOK YER' SISTER FISHIN WITH ME. TAIN'T MY FAULT SHE WORE A BICKEENY. I DIDN'T LOOK MORE THAN 100 TIMES NEITHER. I WAS GOOD. SO, COME HOME ROLEENE. I NEEDS YA. THE DOG NEEDS YA. THE DISHES NEED YA. HERE'S A POEM I WROTE FER' YA...
BEER CANS ARE MADE OF TIN OH WHAT A MESS I'M IN YOU DONE BROKE MY HART TA' SEE YA KISSIN A MAN AT WALMART NOW IF'N YOU DON'T COME BACK I'LL PICKET THE CIGURETT SHACK PLEASE COME HOME ROLEENE STOP BEIN' SO DARN MEAN I'VE LOVED YA SINCE THE THERD GRADE COME BACK AFER YER MEMORY FADES
WITH LOVE, SONNY
2011 DEBBY HARRIS
Tags: HUMOR

OUR BODIES SWAY TO THE MELODY AS THE MUSIC SOFTLY PLAYS ON ROMANCE FILLS THE AIR TONIGHT WHILE PASSION SMOLDERS REAL SLOW AS TWO LOVERS TENDERLY EMBRACE THEIR EYES CARESS WITHOUT A TOUCH FLAMES OF DESIRE AROUND THEM WHIRL INTOXICATED BY THE DEPTH OF THEIR LOVE THE FIRE IN THEIR HEARTS AND BODIES IGNITE IN THIS DANCE OF DESIRE
COPYRIGHT 2011 DEBBY HARRIS
Tags: MONDAY KOFFEE KLUTCH W/ROSES

JESUS...IS MY ROCK... AND I'M ON THE ROLL OF LIFE!!!
DEBBY
Tags: SUNNY SUNDAY WITH SPIRIT FREE

LET ME TELL YOU BOUT' ROCK AND ROLL I USED TO BE A GROUPIE IN MY DAY THAT MUSIC REVS UP MY HEART AND SOUL THE WAY IT DID BACK IN MY YESTERDAY
THE DOOBIE BROTHERS TOOK ME TO CHINA GROVE OTIS REDDING TOOK ME TO THE DOCK OF THE BAY BOB SEEGER WALKED WITH ME DOWN MAINSTREET WHILE BOSTON GAVE ME MORE THAN A FEELING
THE BEACH BOYS TOOK ME ON A SURFING SAFARI JANIS TOOK ME WITH HER AND BOBBY MCGEE MAC DAVIS PLEADED NOT TO GET HOOKED ON HIM WHILE RUBY WAS TAKING HER LOVE TO TOWN
SKYLARK TOLD US TO LET HER FLY LIKE A LADY MINNIE RIPPERTON SANG ABOUT LOVIN' YOU MARVIN GAYE SANG ABOUT GETTING IT ON BREAD SANG ABOUT THE GUITAR MAN
JANIS IAN KNEW THE TRUTH AT SEVENTEEN WHILE JUDY COLLINS LOOKED AT BOTH SIDES I'VE LOOKED AT BOTH SIDES NOW AND I DECIDED KANSAS CAN TAKE ME OUT WITH DUST IN THE WIND
C 2011 DEBBY HARRIS
*WHEN I'M IN A HOUSE CLEANING MOOD; I PUT ON THE OLD 70'S MUSIC AND MOVE TO THE GROOVE. NOTHING GET'S ME REVVED UP LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL.*
*I NEVER WAS A GROUPIE. LOL*
Tags: SUNNY SUNDAY WITH SPIRIT FREE

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL I FOUND A DEAD MAMA BUNNY A BABY BUNNY WAS BESIDE HER IT WAS ALIVE BUT PLAYING DEAD
I PICKED UP THE LITTLE RABBIT AND CUDDLED IT EVER SO CLOSE I TOOK IT BACK TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE AND BEGGED TO KEEP IT FOR AWHILE
GRANDPA FOUND ME A BOX GRANDMA GAVE ME AN OLD TOWEL I MADE THE BUNNY A COMFY BED AND FED IT PURPLE CLOVERS
I TOOK IT TO THE FEED STORE AND BOUGHT JUST THE RIGHT FOOD I KEPT IT AND CUDDLED IT UNTIL THE TIME IT WAS ABLE TO FEND FOR ITSELF
ONE DAY GRANDPA TOLD ME IT'S TIME TO SET YOUR RABBIT FREE THUMPER WILL MAKE IT NOW YOU SAVED HIS LIFE YOU KNOW
I PICKED IT UP AND CUDDLED IT AND ASKED JESUS TO WATCH OVER MY BUNNY IT WRIGGLED TO GET FREE SO I PUT IT ON THE GROUND
AT FIRST IT STAYED BESIDE ME THEN IT HOPPED OUT TO THE WOODS I CRIED SO HARD TO SET HIM FREE BUT HE WASN'T MINE TO KEEP
SOMETIMES THUMPER WOULD HOP BACK TO ME WHEN I WAS OUTSIDE ON THE SWINGSET HE ONLY CAME TO VISIT WITH ME AND TO SHOW ME HE WAS OK
HE BELONGED TO NATURE AND NOT ME I DIDN'T WANT TO KEEP HIM IN A CAGE HE WAS MEANT TO LIVE FREE I LOVED HIM ENOUGH TO SET HIM FREE
COPYRIGHT 2011 DEBBY HARRIS
*THIS IS A TRUE STORY. I EVEN RESCUED BABY RACCOONS WHEN I WAS OLDER.*
Tags: SONNETS SATURDAY SOUND
THERE'S A BRIEF COMMERCIAL. SORRY. THIS SONG IS BEAUTIFUL!!!
DEBBY

PAIN...I BIND YOU WHO'S THE HELPLESS ONE NOW THE POWER IN THESE STRINGS IMMOBILIZES YOU LIKE YOU DID ME
THE MUSIC OF MY HEART WON'T STAY HIDDEN INSIDE IT FINDS A WAY TO ESCAPE THROUGH THIS MANDOLIN
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS DO YOU STILL THINK IT FUNNY PERHAPS I WILL LEAVE YOU THERE TO FEND FOR YOURSELF
YOUR PLEAS FALL UPON DEAF EARS YOU DESERVE NO MERCY FROM ME I HAD TO FIND MY OWN WAY OUT NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO DO THE SAME
PAIN...I BIND YOU YOU'RE THE HELPLESS ONE NOW THE MAGIC IN THESE STRINGS KEEPS YOU BOUND FROM HURTING ME
COPYRIGHT 2011 DEBBY HARRIS
Tags: SURREAL PICTURE CHALLENGE

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG GIRL MY LIFE WAS A LIVING HELL I HAD NO ONE TO TURN TO WHEN THE WORLD WAS CLOSING IN
THEN ONE DAY I LEARNED TO PLAY A SIX STRINGED GUITAR IT TOOK ME OUT OF MY WORLD IF ONLY FOR AWHILE
CHORUS: THE BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD WAS MADE OUT OF WOOD WITH SIX STRINGS AND A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE MUCH BUT, IT HAD A NECK THAT I COULD HOLD ONTO WHEN THE GOING GOT ROUGH MY OLD GUITAR STOOD BY ME EVERY TIME
THINGS HAPPENED TO ME THAT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND AND NO ONE EVER GAVE A DAMN WHEN I TRIED TO TELL
SO I'D GRAB MY FRIEND AND RUN UP THE HILL IN OUR FRONT YARD AND I'D PLAY AND SING TIL' MY HEART FELT LIGHT AGAIN
CHORUS: THE BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD WAS MADE OUT OF WOOD WITH SIX STRINGS AND A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE MUCH BUT, IT HAD A NECK THAT I COULD HOLD ONTO WHEN THE GOING GOT ROUGH MY OLD GUITAR STOOD BY ME EVERY TIME
THIS FRIEND OF MINE IT NEVER LAYED A HAND UPON ME IT DIDN'T HIT ME AND YELL... LIKE MY MAMA DID IT DIDN'T TAKE MY INNOCENCE... LIKE MY DADDY DID
COPYRIGHT 1990 DEBBY HARRIS
THIS IS A SONG I WROTE BACK IN 1990. I LEARNED TO PLAY GUITAR WHEN I WAS 14. I AM NOW 56, SO I HAVE PLAYED MANY YEARS. WHEN I HELD ONTO IT, IT WAS MY LIFELINE TO SANITY. WHEN I STRUMMED THE STRINGS, IT MOURNED WITH ME.
I CAN STILL REMEMBER MY FAVORITE SPOT. IT WAS UP ON A BIG HILL IN OUR FRONT YARD. THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL, WHITE PINE TREE THERE. I SAT UNDER IT AND PLAYED MY HEART OUT. THE WIND WOULD WHISPER THROUGH IT AND IT SOOTHED MY NERVES.
Tags: SURREAL PICTURE CHALLENGE

AS A CHILD I FOUND A PORTAL TO MENTALLY ESCAPE THE ABUSE NO ONE EVER KNEW THE LOCALE MY HIDING PLACE GOT ALOT OF USE
MY LITTLE BODY COULDN'T ESCAPE BUT...MY MIND SURE FOUND A WAY CLOAKED IN AN INVISIBLE CAPE I DAYDREAMED THE ABUSE AWAY
THE PAIN WAS SO OVERWHELMING THAT IN ORDER JUST TO SURVIVE I HAD TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO KEEP MY SANITY ALIVE
I BECAME A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS WITH NO WELTS OR BRUISES SAFELY HIDDEN FROM ACCESS OF MY MANY, MANY ABUSERS
THERE ARE TIMES I ENTER THE PORTAL AND I DAYDREAM MY SON IS STILL ALIVE SMILING AT ME BY A HEAVENLY WATERFALL HE'S ALIVE AND HAPPY AND HE THRIVES
AS LONG AS I CAN DAYDREAM PAIN AWAY AND TAKE MYSELF ON A MENTAL VACATION I'LL LIVE TO SEE MANY MORE DAYS UNTIL I ENTER THE PORTAL OF HEAVEN
COPYRIGHT 2010 DEBBY HARRIS
Tags: FRIDAY BYWAYS WITH BARBARA
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