IN THE ANNUAL "NAME THAT FART" CONTEST; THESE ARE THE NAMES OF THIS YEARS ENTRIES.
Amazing Anus, Atomic Bomb, Baby, Backfire, Bama Blaster, Baseball Fart,
Bluto, Body Blasts, Body Burps, Brain Fart, Bronx Cheer, Cat Fart, Cheek
Splitter, Cheese Cutter, Cherry Bomb, Coughing Fart, Cut Cheese, Dog
Fart, Excuse Me Madam, Fabulous Fart, Fart Box Match, Fart Button, Fart
Machine, Fart-O-Nator, Farta Catalan, Farta Norwegian, Fartalicious,
Fartastic, Fartfegnugen, Farticiple, Farticus, Fartus Gigantus, Fartus
Latin, Fartzooka, Fatal Vapor, Fish Fart, Flatulate, Flatulence, Flatus,
Football Fart, Frankenstink, Freaky Fart, Free Fart, Gas Gag, Gerbil
Launcher, Golf, Got a Match, Hershey Highway, Horn Honker, I Fart N Yur
Direction, iBeer iFart, iFart, Ignite Uranus, iToot, iWhoopee, Jack the
Ripper, Jurassic Fart, Kitchen Sink Stink, Left Cheek Sneak, Machine
Gun, Mega Fart, Mega-Moist, Methane Marvel, Minnesota Farts, Monkey
Fart, Nearly Liquid, Noxious Ned, Pant Party, Pants Burner, Pass the
Gas, Pedo Spanish, PeÌtard French, Pinto Bean, Pull My Finger, Pure
Stank, Rectum Ignition, Refried Fart, Rip It, Sack of Farts, Shart or
Fart, Skid Marker, Soccer Fart, Soggy Bottom, Sphincter, Squeaky Leaky,
Squeefy, Squeezer, Sweet Vibrations, Tennis Fart, Thunder, Titanic, Toot
Poot, Toot Sweet, Toxic Tundra, Turbo Shart, Turned Solid, uFart,
Vicious Vapor, Volcano, Wet Willie, Whoopee Cushion, Whoopie, Wipe Out
THESE ARE QUITE IMAGINATIVE AND HILARIOUS. CONTESTANTS LET THEM RIP AND VOTED ON THE NAME. THERE WAS ONE MAN WHO WAS A FIRST YEAR CONTESTANT. HE WASN'T REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO. WHEN IT WAS HIS TIME ON THE STAGE, HE BORE DOWN WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT AND LET OUT A REAL LOUD FART. HOWEVER, THE FART SOUNDED SUSPICIOUSLY WET. THE GUY LOOKED IN PAIN AND RAN OFF THE STAGE AFTER HE ASKED THE JUDGE "DO FARTS HAVE LUMPS?" THE AUDIENCE BROKE OUT INTO LAUGHTER AND THEY NAMED THAT MANS FART...LUMPY FART.
THERE WERE 7 MIDGETS THERE WHO WERE DRESSED LIKE THE 7 DWARFS. THEY WERE QUITE TALENTED. THEIR SMALL SIZE FOOLED PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY WERE LITTLE BUT LOUD. THE 7 MIDGET/DWARFS NAMES WERE....
STINKY...HIS FARTS CLING TO HIS CLOTHES...ALWAYS STINKS
SKUNKY...FARTS SMELLED LIKE A DYING SKUNKS FART
EGGY...FARTS SMELLED LIKE ROTTEN EGGS
LIL' SATAN...FARTS WOULD SEND THE DEVIL RUNNING BACK TO HELL
BOOT SCOOTIN BOOTY...FARTS WHEN HE DANCES TO BROOKS AND DUNN...HIS ARSE IS SO HAPPY WHEN THEY PLAY THAT SONG...HIS FARTS JOIN IN SINGING WITH BROOKS AND DUNN
THA' PREACHER...AFTER EVERY FART HE ASKS...CAN I GET AN AMEN?
DUCKY...HAS A HABIT OF TAPING HIS FARTS WHEN HE'S IN THE TUB.
WE ALSO HAD A CUTE COUPLE THAT WERE PAINTED BLUE. THEY CALLED THEMSELVES PAPA SMURF AND SMURFETTE.
PAPA SMURF...LET THE GRANDADDY OF FARTS. HIS FARTS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO TURN PEOPLE BLUE....FROM HOLDING THEIR BREATH.
SMURFETTE...IS A SNEAKY LITTLE FART. SHE SNEAKS THEM OUT AND WALKS AWAY LEAVING YOU WITH THE PRIZE.
STAY TUNED TOMORROW FOR OUR CELEBRITY FARTERS...
Tags: HUMOR
