Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there so many songs for Christmas but barely any for all the other holidays?
Why are they called apartments when they are together.
Why are wise men and wise guys the exact opposites?
Why call it a building if it's already been built?
Why can't life's problems hit us when we're 17 and know everything?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?
Why doesn't the fellow who says "I'm no speech maker" let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? (Kin Hubbard)
Why does Queen Elizabeth, who has people to put on her make-up, do her hair, and needs no cash or identification carry a purse?
Why does the sun on the Raisan Bran cereal box wear sunglasses?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do men have nipples?
Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
Why do people have "hot water heaters"? If your water is hot, why heat it?
Why do people keep junks in their garage, while put things that worth thousands of dollars out on the driveway?
Why do people point at their wrists when they ask what time it is? I know where my watch is! Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
Why do people say the alarm went "off" when it actually sounded like it was "on"?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why do some displays of "I love you only" Valentine cards sell them in multi-packs?
Why do the hours at work drag on endlessly when the years seem to fly past?
Why do the sick people have to walk all the way to the back of the pharmacy for medicine when cigarettes can be purchased at the front door?
Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
Why do they call it research, when looking for something new?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why do they have ear piercing while you wait?
Is there some shop where you can drop them off and pick them up later?
Why do they leave out the letter b on "Garage Sale" signs?
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why do we act like we know what someones talking about when we have no idea?
Why do we always want to grow up when we're young and be younger when we're old?
Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? (Richard Lederer)
Why do we have so much enthusiasm for criticism
and so much criticism for enthusiasm?
Why do we look in our handkerchiefs after blowing our nose?
Why do we say there is nothing on TV tonight when there obviously is something on?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it new and improved? If it's new how can it be an improvement of something and if it's improved how can it be something new?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why is it that the uneducated minds always criticize the brilliant minds? (Kelly Nelson)
Why is it that when one man kills another, he is hanged as a murderer, but when one man kills millions, he is hailed as a conqueror?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it that you sit in front of your TV and behind your computer?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? (Richard Lederer)
Why is lemonade made with artificial flavoring, while dishwasher soap is made with real lemons?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
Why is the practice called "fasting" when time passes so slowly when you're doing it?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why lightens the sun our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why must the phrase, "It is none of my business", always be followed by, but?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
