SEDUCTION GUIDE IN THREE STEPS
THE FIRST STEP:
BABY,LEAVE YOUR HAT ON!
YES.....YEEEEEEES!
SECOND STEP:
TAKE IT OFF SLOWLY!
THIRD STEP:
(and the most important)
BREATH IN!
BREATH OUT!
SURPRISE HIM WITH YOUR LINGERIE!
OOOOOOPS!
DO YOU HAVE A BETTER SRATEGY?
Ut oh....
Salvador Dali taking his Anteater for a walk, Paris 1969.
(this mother fucker
had an ant eater.)
After seeing this for the thousandth time, I’m quite sure I’ll never amount to this level of awesome.
Literally my favourite picture.
**If this were today he’d be arrested for sure.
MARY
