Friendship SMS Jokes
→ FRIENDSHIP TEST...
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
→ FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
→ F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. friggin 4ever, & promise me that we friggin till eternity!
→ FRIENDSHIP IS....
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
→ PRICELESS GIFT
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
→ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
→ COMPARE
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
→ FRIENDS 4 LIFE
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
→ COMPUTER
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
→ FRIENDS ALWAYS
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
→ ANGEL FRIENDS
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
→ OUT OF MY CONTROL
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
→ MEMORY LASTS FOREVER
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
→ FRIENDSHIP
The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
→ NEVER SPLIT
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
→ NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
→ WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
→ BEHIND YOU
DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...
→ NAKED
GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
→ MAKING LOVE
After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!
→ KISS
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
→ PAINTING
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.
→ FALLING APART
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
→ HOME EARLY
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
→ NEVER LOSE ME!
We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
→ BEST FREN
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
→ SHOOTING STARS
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
→ KEEPING A FRIEND
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
→ PROMISE
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
→ FLOWER
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
→ A RING
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
→ WONDERFUL FRIEND
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
→ WAT U SEE
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
→ FATE 2B FRIENDS
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
→ WHAT YOU SAY
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
→ FRIENDSHIP MEANS...
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
→ ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU...
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
→ LEAVING FOOTPRINTS
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
→ AS LONG AS....
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
→ MY BRA
a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
→ PRICETAGS
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
→ OLD FRIENDS
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
→ PATH OF FRIENDSHIP
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
→ NIGHT PRAYER
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
→ ABOUT ME
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
→ GOOD TASTE
A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!
→ BE MY FRIEND
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
→ RULES TO BE HAPPY
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
→ FRIENDS
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
→ KISS MY ASS
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
→ RING
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
→ FRIENDS LIKE HAIR
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
→ NICE FRIENDS
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
Tags: Heart Online Friends always forever
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Mae West
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
Mae West
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Albert Einstein
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Maya Angelou
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
Coco Chanel
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, spoken by Holden Caulfield
Girls. You never know what they're going to think.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, spoken by Holden Caulfield
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, spoken by Holden Caulfield
There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
Winston Churchill
I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time.
Tara Reid
A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.
Ana Alas
If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything.
Marilyn Monroe
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
Helen Rowland
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Groucho Marx
Four things a woman should know: How to look like a girl, How to act like a lady, How to think like a man, And how to work like a dog.
Author Unknown
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
Cher
When a girl goes bad--men go right after her.
Mae West
No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can break through into a girl's heart.
Napoleon Bonaparte
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Mae West
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
Robert Graves
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.
Mae West
It is rare that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
Alexandre Dumas
Go girl, seek happy nights to happy days.
William Shakespeare
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
Benjamin Franklin
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Mae West
A girl is a person who screams at the mouse and smiles at the wolf.
Shyam Kapoor
A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
Redd Foxx
I never knew a girl who was ruined by a book.
James Walker
God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.
Ani Difranco
Experience is by far the best teacher. You know, ever since I was a little girl I knew that if you look both ways when you cross the street, you'll see a lot more than traffic.
Mae West
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody.
Garry Shandling
Here am I: at one stroke incestuous, adulteress, sodomite, and all that in a girl who only lost her maidenhead today! What progress, my friends... with what rapidity I advance along the thorny road of vice!
Marquis De Sade
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
Thomas Carlyle
A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.
Dave Matthews Band
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead
I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
Katie Holmes
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
American Educator and Writer.
When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty.
Pope Gregory I
Also known as Gregory the Great
Big girls need big diamonds.
Elizabeth Taylor
There are so many girls, and so few princes.
Liza Minnelli
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Dorothy Parker
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
Will Rogers
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Yul Brynner
I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.
David Bailey
Girls blush, sometimes, because they are alive, half wishing they were dead to save the shame. The sudden blush devours them, neck and brow; They have drawn too near the fire of life, like gnats, and flare up bodily, wings and all. What then? Who's sorry for a gnat or girl?
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
