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Famous Quotes translated into Yoda Speak
Posted On 10/10/2012 09:35:26


A Few Good Men ~ You can't handle the truth! = Handle the truth, you cannot! Yeesssssss.


Billy Madison ~ I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out! = Like an idiot I always feel. But an idiot, am I, so it kinda works out! Herh herh herh.


Dead Poet's Society ~ We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering – these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love – these are what we stay alive for = We read not and write poetry because it is cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. and filled with passion, the human race is. And medicine, law, business, noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life, engineering – these are. But poetry, beauty, romance, what we stay alive for, love – these are. Yeesssssss.


The Godfather ~ I'll make him an offer he can't refuse = Refuse, I will make him an offer he cannot. Yes, hmmm.


Gone With the Wind ~ Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! = Frankly, my dear, damn I give not! Yes, hmmm.


Network ~ Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can: 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.' = You are stand up wherever, to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can go: 'Mad as hell, I 'am, and going to take it anymore I am not.' 


Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan ~ How to deal with death is at least as important as how to deal with life = At least as important as how to deal with life, how to deal with death is. Hmmmmmm.


Star Wars ~ May the force be with you! = With you may the force be! Yes, hmmm.


Steel Magnolias ~ Smile, it enhances your face value = Smile, your face value it enhances.


Taxi Driver ~ You talkin' to me? = To me you talkin', hmm?


Terminator ~ I'll be back = Back, will I be. Hmmmmmm.


http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/

Tags: yoda, star wars, quotes, humour, humor


Memo
Posted On 10/08/2012 09:08:43

In future, if I must have a dark site, don't post blogs in black type on a dark burgundy backdrop.


Meh!


Capezzoli di Venere (nipples of venus) recipe
Posted On 10/06/2012 08:40:33

There are few versions of Nipples of Venus.

Ingredients

For the brandied chestnuts:
6 ounces 60% [or better] chocolate
1 1/4 pound fresh chestnuts
6 tablespoons unsalted butter
1/2 cup sugar
3 tablespoons brandy
1 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

For the coating:

14 ounces coverture chocolate, chopped [see Candymaker’s note 1]

1 to 1 1/2 cups pure cocoa powder

Method

For the chestnuts
To prepare centers, melt chocolate in a double boiler and allow to cool. Cut a cross on the flat side of each chestnut, put in a large pan, cover with cold water, and boil for 5 minutes. Remove the shells and inner skins and rice the chestnuts with a potato ricer or grate fine on a rasp or box grater.

Cream the butter and sugar together until fluffy, about 3 minutes. Add riced chestnuts, brandy and vanilla to the butter/sugar mixture and blend well, then stir in the cooled chocolate. Mix well. Roll into balls 1 1/2 inches in diameter [if mixture becomes too soft to shape, chill for several minutes] and place on parchment lined sheet trays. Chill in the refrigerator or let set up at room temperature.

For the coverture:
Melt the chocolate on a plate over boiling water; let cool. Carefully roll the truffles in melted chocolate, then place on a plate of cocoa powder and allow to dry for several minutes. Dust each truffle with cocoa and place in paper candy cup. Store truffles in the refrigerator and bring to room temperature 5 minutes before consuming.

Truffles of Venus

Another version of Nipples of Venus are comprised of chocolate truffles, dipped in chocolate and the tip then dipped in white almond bark.

Ingredients

For the ganache:
1 pound, 3 ounces high-quality dark chocolate, finely chopped
11/2 cups heavy whipping cream
6 tablespoons softened unsalted butter

For the coating:
2 pounds coverture chocolate, chopped

For the final dip:

1 pound best-quality white almond bark, chopped [see Candymaker’s note 2]

Method

For the ganache:

Heat the cream just to boiling and pour over chopped chocolate. Add softened butter and whisk together slowly until emulsified and shiny. If necessary, heat 30 seconds at a time if not fully melted.

Let this mixture sit at room temperature until it thickens enough to pipe out, or stick the tray in the refrigerator to hasten things.

Roll into balls 1 1/2 inches in diameter [if mixture becomes too soft to shape, chill for several minutes] and place on parchment lined sheet trays. Chill in the refrigerator or let set up at room temperature.

For the coverture:
Place the half of the coverture chocolate in a small heatproof bowl and place it over a saucepan of barely simmering water and leave for a few minutes, stirring occasionally, until melted.

Remove from the heat, wiping the bottom of the bowl to remove any water. Add the remainder of the chocolate and stir in. The added chocolate should melt down. Conversely, you can melt chocolate in the microwave at 50% power in 15 second intervals, stirring until smooth, until melted.

For the white coverture:

Chop the white almond bark, place in a microwave-proof bowl and melt at 50% power until smooth, stirring occasionally.

When the ganache has set, temper the dark chocolate. Use a fork to immerse one truffle into the chocolate completely. Remove from the chocolate and carefully shake off excess. Place the truffle on a tray lined with parchment paper. Continue with all truffles, slowly reheating chocolate if necessary. Cover truffles with plastic wrap and let set at room temperature.

After the white almond bark is tempered, dip just the tip of the truffle in and place back on parchment, nipple side up.

Truffles will keep, tightly covered in the refrigerator for up to a week, they may also be stored, tightly wrapped in the freezer. Defrost truffles, in their wrapper [to prevent condensation], at room temperature.

Candymakers’ note 1: Coverture chocolate is among the highest quality chocolate. It's the best chocolate to use for candies, such as truffles and dipped chocolates, as well as for molded and shaped chocolates. The high fat content makes an easy job of melting and tempering. This chocolate can be used for any purpose, including eating, but the higher price makes it an extravagant choice for general baking.

Candymaker’s note 2: Look for white almond bark in name only; there are no almonds in it. White almond bark is used as Coverture chocolate is used, for dipping and molding. You can substitute white chocolate, but white almond bark will dry white; white chocolate will dry yellow.

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Sigh
Posted On 10/06/2012 08:18:17

So....OK. I can now use this site. But only on Firefox.

Annoying.


C'est la vie.




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