I'm just a happy home-maker..(Make that Domestic Diva) farting off on the computer... while my dishes pile up..Ignoring my wash so long now that I turned my bloomers inside out to get a few more days out of them..Playing on the computer plays hell with my housework...And I won't even mention what it's done to my sex life..Suffice it to say I'm growing cobwebs in my nether regions...
(Hint hint Mortimer)
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Rubber underwear
Bubble baths with:
Hairy old men
sweaty old men
Orally fixated young men
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Religious men who bring the bible to bed with them..
