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About me:
Severe junk food addiction ... so I redesigned the food pyramid by colors... the brown food group based on chocolate, the orange food group based on Cheetos, the tan food group based on caffeinated beverages, and the red food group... Krispy Kreme red jelly donuts... I strive daily to maintain a hostile internal environment based on lard, fried dough, sugar, caffeine, powdered cheese product, and nicotine ..... no germs can live in here.... When I grow up I want to be unusual.
My motto: Make me one with Everything
My signature: I Doubt, therefore I Think I Am
My sign: Clearance Sale
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet people who will support my culinary requirements, participate in or tolerate my nicotine addiction, appreciate sarong weather, and like to go shop-ping.
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