,,a quote....*Change your OPINions..

Keep your PRincipals..

Change ..your leaves

 but ..keep yyour Roots ,intact,,,**

..by Victor Hugo..French author..philosopher,,,,,1889

Tags: Principals,quote

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,,,,,*There are many ships

 Tall and Small

and some Sail away to SEa

...but

 the BEst,,,ship of all;

 is the Friendship

 between you

and me...!,,***

,,,

 [an Irish Toast]

 Pour yourself a Whiskey

[Bushmills..or Jamesons....]

Tags: a toast to you

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a quote,,....*Flowers have a subtle ..Mysterious..

 ,influence ..on our Feeelings ....

like .Musical Melodies..

.they Relax Tension ,in the Mind..

and dissolve..any  rigidity...*

   from HW Beecher...

Tags: Flowers feel

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its an oldie .but goodie..

..*a wealthy businessman.was away working..and had

an affair..with a lady .on the opposite ..coast..

One night she confided .that she was....Pregnant...

..not wanting to ruin his reputation..or marriage....

He offered to pay [hospital fees..and maintenance for the child..up to the age of...18.....*Oh how will you know....what sex the baby is ,,,** she said...

..*Well send me a postcard .with a code...in the corner..the code word..is *SPHAGhetti...**.........

...Some months later..the mans wife..said to him..*a strange card came for you in the mail....

*Oh let me see.it...*...he read the card...turned pale...and passed out ..on the couch....

it said...**sphaghetti..sphaghetti...sphaghetti......one with Meatballs..

 and one without.....!***

~~~~~~.~~~~

Tags: Italian Joke

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How many people..find it hard to concentrate..in a Mixed gender office,,?..

an interesting survey,,analysed EMployees in 60 offices,,

 ,some were single sex,,

to see which was the most Harmonious..atmosphere..

.The research was from Massachusetts.USA

...

 In general people preferred same sex offices,,

..Men didnt .like walking ..on ..*Eggshells..

in the presence of the opposite sex

 ,,and Women felt .more comfortable..Away from  a Testosterone..

fuelled atmosphere..of a mixed gender office,,!!

....

what is your experience..

does it depend on your sense of humour,,?

or is it a  culture..?difference

~~

Tags: the opposite sex,,distraction?

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RUMI.

...Perception.

~The World Exists..as you Percieve it

.its not what you see

Its how you..SEE ..it..

..its not ..what you HEAR

..but how you Hear it...

its not what you FEEl.....

but how you feel it...*

  by RUMI~~

..

[I think he should add..Taste...x]

Tags: perception.RUMI

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an interesting advert,,was put out receently..

Wanted..A cleaner...for the QUeens  Castle. palace...HOLYrood..in EDInburgh

Applicants must clean the Historic Appartments..built in 1128.

They must clean the BRass,,and make the BEds ,,,and act as Cloakroom attendants at evening functions...

It was home to Mary Queen of Scots,,

and is now the Queens official,Scottish Residence..and used for State Ceromonies...

The Queen stays there in JUly

....anyone applying for  the post...must    also

REMOVE    any chewing gum..from furniture or floor..left by VISITors ...!!

......

......VIP  job ![$32,000  a year]

Tags: a job at queens scottish palace

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..Husband describes his .Wife,,,as

ABCDEF GHIJK...**

ah what is that,,,*

 it means,,*Adorable .beautiful,,cute,delightful..Elegant.fashionable..Gorgeous...hot...**!

oh,,,,:)

and what is,,*I J K.....

husband...*I.m just ...kiddding..**

 ...:(...*

...~~

Tags: Husband ,joke..

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..*The Happiest People

.are not those who have the Best of Everything

but those who make the Best of what.they have

Life is not about

How to survive the Storm..but

..How to Dance in the Rain...**

by kahlil GIBRAN

Tags: dance in the rain

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