CATHOLIC COFFEE
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest,
when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he
enters a room everyone says 'Yo ur Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in
silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter; slim, tall, 38D breast,24" waist, 34" hips.
When she walks into a room people say...
"Oh My God!!....."
Tags: FUNNY
