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Old hippies don’t die, they just lie low until the laughter stops and their time comes around again

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MEMBER SINCE: 11/12/2010
STAR SIGN: Sagittarius
LAST LOGIN: 11/23/2011 21:48:21








Sorry that you feel that way
The only thing there is to say
Every silver lining's got a
Touch of grey
It's a lesson to me
The Ables and the Bakers and the C's
The ABC's we all must face
And try to keep a little grace
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
but it's all right.
Cows giving kerosene
Kid can't read at seventeen
The words he knows are all obscene
but it's all right



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07/28/2019 18:58:42



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Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A
little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice:
another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading
“TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.




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Just
stoppin' by to say hello dear friend and have a wonderful night and new
week ahead out there on your end!



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07/25/2019 20:31:30



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Smokin’ in the Boys Room
Sittin' in the classroom thinkin' it's a drag Listening to the teacher rap-just ain't my bagWhen two bells ring you know it's my cue  Gonna meet the boys on floor number 2 Smokin' in the boys room Smokin' in the boys room Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school Checkin' out the halls makin' sure the coast is clear Lookin' in the stalls-nah, there ain't nobody here My buddies Sixx, Mick & Tom To get caught would surely be the death of us all Smokin' in the boys room Smokin' in the boys room Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school Put me to work the school book store Check-out counter and I got bored Teacher was lookin' for me all around Two hours later you know where I was found Smokin' in the boys room Smokin' in the boys room Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school Smokin' in the boys room Smokin' in the boys room Smokin' in the boys room Smokin' in the boys room Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school One more time Smokin' in the boys room Smokin' in the boys room Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school



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Just
stoppin' by to say hello friend and wish you a rockin' night and
weekend out there on your end!




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