Yep Yep Da Toad Licks When Heee Kisses !!! Owwwwwwwww Clean Tooo Da Eyebrows !!! & Doesnt Even Miss !!! As You & You & You Are On Hisss List !!! Checkin Dem Off !!! Cept Maybe Da Old Lady Wit Da Coffee Breath ~ & Cigarette Betweeen Her Lips !!! You Know Da One Wit Dat Terrible Coff !!!
Specially Nut Da One Whose Sez Wherz Da Beeef ??? Meee Tinks Sheee Has Nooo Teeeth !!!
Sent Byyy Myyy Good Friend Wild Flower ~ ;) Thanx Now It Gooo's Out Tooo Alll Myyy Friends In Neeed ~ That Hav AAA Heart That Doth Bleeed ~ Who Wish Tooo Receive Sum Relief... Those Who Hav Passed But Hav Left AAA Seeed ~ AAA Hope AAA Belief... Heres Sum Rope ~ Come Hither Beee Freee ~
Wish You Weee're Here !!! Sooo Very Near !!! Past Th_ Past !!! Beyond Da Fear !!! Inda Clear Of Thy Mind !!! Tooo Find AAA Peice Of Peace Within... Myyy Looongtime Friend Tilll Dat Very End ~ Reading Th_ Welcome Sign ~
Wish You Weee're Here !!! Walk Ye Then Thru Myyy Doors Eye ~ Tooo Share Myyy Last Beer !!! For III Dooo Nigh Mind You Can Hav Whats Mine Eat & Dine !!! Rest Thy Weiry Worn Time For Nothin Else Couldst Beee More Kind ~
& Sooo It Came Tooo Pass !!! Da Snake Finally Bit Meee In Myyy Ass !!!
& Sooo It Shalll Come Tooo Pass ~ That Everything That You Run From !!! Shalll Return Tooo Burn & Comeback !!!
Tooo Bite You Right In Ur Ass !!!
For Example... III Ran From Tongue Speakin Churche's One Deeep Southern Baptist One In Particular !!! Because It Scared Meee !!! III Didnt Understand !!! What They Weee're Sayin ??? Or Who They Weee're Truly Prayin Tooo !!! Was It Da Devil ??? In Disquise !!! Right Before Meee & Myyy Very Eyes !!! Welll Da Tongue Twistin Didnt Run Meee Out Just Yet !!! Alda Screamin & Yellin Dancin Foamin Atda Mouth Inda Isles !!! Stilll III Stood Myyy Ground !!! Buttt When Dat Nut Decon Began Too Reachin Intooo Da Big Box Atda Pulpit !!! Wats Inda Box III Ask ??? & Pulled Out Satan Himself !!! Bigger Dan Life !!! III Said Shit Its Time Tooo Quit !!! As Myyy Visit Was Short Lived & Did Nigh Last !!! Gave Meee Da Shivers Da Quivers & Slithers !!! Tooo Myyy Very Core !!! Lickity Split Quick Someone Get Meee AAA Stick !!! AAA Looong Pole !!! III Neeed AAA Gun Or Knife !!! This Place Isss Outta Control !!! AAA Hoe Or Even AAA Damn Pitch Fork !!! Dis Isss Nut Myyy Kinda Picture Show !!! Hissin & Coaxin Meee Wit Forked Tongue ~ Tryin Tooo Beee Kissin Meee !!! Myyy Lifes Come Undone !!! Drawn Meee Intooo His Hex Vex Vortex !!! Lickin Straight In Mine Eye !!! Froze For AAA Moment In Time !!! But Onda Inside III Died & You Could Seee Meee Cryin !!! Watta Heck !!! Snap Out Of It Beck !!! Which Waaay Shalll III Gooo ??? Where Can III Run !!! ??? Welll You Can Only Guess What Appen Nexted !!! III Jumped Straight Up Outta Myyy Seat !!! Said III'd Seeen Da Glory ~ Th_ Light !!! Praisin God !!! An Open Isle AAA Crack InDa Door !!! Where There InLyed Th_ Streeet !!! Cleared Alll Dose Steps In One Fulll Unfailed Sweeep ~ III'm Nigh No More Ready !!! Tooo Bargain Or Tryin Ta Meeet !!! Forget Defeat !!! Times Are Upon Us... Cursin...Time Only Tooo Beat Feeet !!! III'lll Find Myyy Waaay Back !!! Home On Myyy Own !!! Just Let Meee Beee & Leave Meee Alone !!! Seeen III AAA Mile Awaaay ~ Noy Turnin Back !!! As III Smile Todayyy Dat Snake Didnt Bite Meee In Myyy Tight Crack !!! Buttt Seeems III Gots Lots Tooo Atone !!! As Da World Done Gone Whack !!!
Welll III Told You Dis Diss Tooo Remind Meee & You Of This !!! Weee Are Constantly Lettin More & More !!! Non-English Speakin Peeeps & Foreign Waaays Creeeps & Strays ~ Walk Right Thru Our Front Door !!! III'm Right Back Where III Started Before ??? Scratch Scratch !!! III Dont Understand Dem !!! This III Can Nigh Ignore !!! As III Stand Myyy Ground... Seeems III'm Da Only Citizen Dats Stilll Around !!! But Lookin Ahead For Sum Distant Shore !!! Waitin For Dat First Sign Of AAA Hiss Or AAA Kiss !!! Or AAA Beast Of AAA Roar !!! From Dat Guy Charmer Wit AAA Turbene... Who Just Moved Next Door !!!
Weee Seen Something Amazingly Funny Or At Least III Tot Sooo !!! Walkin Thru Wal-Mart !!! AAA Guy Ina Turbene Lookin Quite Smart !!! Wit AAA HARLEY BANDANA !!! Tied Over His Turbene !!! Man Did Dis Guy Hav Heart ??? Isss Heee Americanized Now ??? Sum How !!! Or Just AAA Big Fan Of Harleys ??? Or Just An Old Fart ??? Myyy Real Questions This ??? Welll Watda Hellls Heee Hidin Under Dare Any Who ??? Isss AAA Gun Or AAA Bomb ??? Isss It His Worn Out Shoes ??? Dirty Underware Heee Forgot Tooo Wash ??? AAA Baaad Pirated Copy of M.T.V ??? AAA Cake Tooo Bake !!! For His Daughter Birthday Of 2 Or 3 ??? III Saaay Its AAA Snake !!! & You Know What I'lll Dooo !!! Dat Much !!! You Can Believe !!!
Written & Bitten Byyy Da ;)Red Monkey ~ As Heee Watches You Thru & Tru !!! Not Even Blinkin... His Eyes Are Stuck Like Glue !!! Overseeen Byyy Da Bump ~ As Heee Hates Dem Slimy Snakes Tooo !!! Agreeed Byyy g.T As Weee've Allll Seeen AAA Few !!! Inaccordance Wit Dead Tree Art & Poetry ~ Inco-op wit AAA Pain Inda Ass Studios ~ Inaffiliations Wit Myyy (Ars) American Rebel Style ~ Alda While Wit Nooo Smile Unless Ur Down Da Road !!! AAA Mile or Two !!! In AAA thin greyline & Grey Matter Production ~ As No mo Introductions Dooo Weee Neeed !!! Cept Mayyybe ??? Da
;) Red Monkey ~ Agenda's & Da Pet Peeeved Public Wats Behind Da Red Door ~ Writin Inda Red Phone Diary's ~ Forevermore !!!
This Bog Of AAA Blog Isss Meant For Fun !!! If Weee Caan't Laugh At Ourselves Sometimes... Wit Rhymes & Reason !!! Den What Are Weee Here For ??? Tooo Simply Ignore ??? Den Life Wood Beee Treason !!! As Far As AAA Turbene ??? Welll III Wish Weee Alll Had One Or Threee ~ Tooo Hide Alll Our...Baaad Words Attitude & Writs Of Passage In Poetry ~ Tooo File Awaaay For Anutter Daaay w/ Our Self Dignity's ~ Sign Urs Truly Byyy Da ;) Red Monkey ~
Double Click Da Pic ~ Tooo View Larger In Photobucket !!!
Bumpalottapus Reply: September 25th, 2011 at 5:34 pm
III Noticed III Got Th_ Name Of Th_ Pic & Artist Backward !!! Myyy Apologys Atlas Butt It Did Seeem Tooo Flow ~ Quite Nicely This Waaay ~ Thanks For Inspirin !!!
Very Lathargic In Thy View ~ III Doth Seee ~ As Th_ Smoke Dances Alll Around You ~ Or Isss Lingerin & Clingin Tooo Meee ??? Goin In Places & Faces III Beee ~ Wherest Th_ Smoke & Mirrors They Surely Lead ~ Intooo Space Without Care Or AAA Whime… Only Tooo Beee Brought Back... Time & Again ~ Float W/ Th_ Smoke ~ Beyond Th_ Pale ~ Tooo Find Thy Tru Yin ~ & Set Thyself Freee ~
Awe In Alll Tooo Seee What Ye Seee !!! Tooo Beee In Thy Head…Scratch Scratch Wouldst Beee Quite Scary !!! It Must Beee… Just AAA Baaad Dream ~ Let MEEE OUT !!! LET MEEE OUT !!! As III Continuously Scream… III'm Claustrophobic !!! III CAN NOT BREATHE !!! III Hope That… That Didnt Sound Tooo Aweful Mean !!!
Just Another Peice Written Byyy Meee~ Its Just Sum Smoke Blown For Alll Tooo Seee ~
Alas III Ask !!! Isss It Wrong Tooo Saaay ??? Heeey III Seee Smoke ~ Gettin Blown Right Up Somebuddys Ass ~ Or Isss It Someone Pressin Against Da Glass ??? Maybe ??? Its Just Some Black & White Gas ??? Does Anyone Hav AAA Bomb Shelter Or Even AAA Mask ??? Cuz Ifin Weee're Goin Back Tooo Black & White !!! Den Da Colors III Seee... Wont Make Nooo Sense Tooo You Or Should Theee Believe !!! As I'lll Soon Pass Out With AAA Big Crash !!! Least You Wont Seee Meee Bleeed !!! From Meee Bump On Myyy Head & Da Skinned Up Kneee ~ As Da Colors Doth Clash !!! Fadin Fast & III Fade Off Ta Sleeep ~
An ApPle CoRe FaLLiN MoRe ~~~ Intooo Th_ Depths Debths & In Debts Of Our Eye ~ As Weee Find ~ Seeeing In Horror Th_Watch... In Temples As Angers Tempers Tears & Fears They Doth Flyyy ~Whyyy Must Weee Ask Or Tryyy ~ TIC TOC TIC TOC As Th_ Clock It Dost Chime ~ Isss It Not In Knots ??? In Stomachs Before Our Time ~ Wouldst Weee Beee Whooo Weee Beee ~ If Things Didst Not Die ~ Make & Take Us Tooo AAA Resemblance Of Remeberance Sirens An Ambulance Am III... AAA Balance Of Unbalance Fire Trucks ~ Police & Mortals Struck Byyy Mortars ~ Squad Cars Rescues Of Cryyy's ~ Filll Our Nations Relations In Airplanes ~ That Crash Like Bombs From Th_ Skyyy's ~ Scars How Far ??? Dooo They & Must They Subside ~ Self Inflicted Inflictions Mending From Inside ~ Inlyes AAA Dust Settled Political Alibi ~ Nooo Trust... Sighs Of Signs Of Th_ Times ~ Heros On Top Floors Inward Climb & Falll ~ AAA Last Reckoned Reach Tooo Family Loved Ones Begun & Callls Are Saw ~ Blocking Out Th_ Daze Day & Sun ~ People Screamin & Run Stoppin Tooo Giv Hand ~ Tooo Th_ Fallen Man Doin What They Can ??? Only Tooo Beee AAA Statistic That Can Nigh Beee Denighed Or Recognized !!! Beee Theee Allowed Tooo Flyyy ~ Ye Out Of Those Flames Untamed & Name Those Lost... At What Cost Butt Populus Control Leavin AAA Permanent Hole AAA Country Unwhole !!! AAA Concrete Streeets CraCk & Devide ~ That Weee Can Nigh Denigh III Saaay Flyyy ~ Liken Angels On Clouds ~ Savin Face & Grace In AAA Angered Crowd ~ Who's Then Tooo Blame When Smoke Settles You Find !!! Helpin Sister Mother Father & Brother !!! Tooo Point Not At Others When Thrice Fold...Point Back At Theee... Then Blame You & Meee Each & Everytime !!! The Hearts Wounded & How It Doth Bleeed... Hope & Open Thy Heart Beee Ye Then Kind !!! For AAA World & God Tooo Seee...In Anothers Neeed ~ For Weee Alll Eat & Are Cut From That Core & Apples Eyes... & Are Home Grown From That Same Seeed ~ Sprouts Of AAA New Days Treee Are Today Seeen... Tens Yrs Intooo That Making In Taking !!! Given In Liven Received... Let Us Naught In Not Let Those Knots Deceive !!! Its AA New Daaay Tooo Open Our Hearts & Tooo Believe ~ In Urgencys Of Emergencys ~ In AAA Countrys United Invited Worldly Apple Seeed ~
DEn Da Apple Doesnt Falll Far From Da Treee ~ Blessings Tooo Alll From & For You & Meee… Then Lwet Thy Apple Treee Calll In Thy Poetry ~ Goodnite Sleeep Tite ~ Maaay Weee Alll Share & Take AAAA Bite ~ In Flight ~Where Weee Might ~ & Shalll Beee Freee Tooo Fleee ~ Then Eat & Feeed ~ Keeep In Thine Mine Alll Nite… Tilll Mornins Light ~ AAA Memory ~ AAA Beckon's Calll III Beg Of Theee… Smile Alll in Awe Of Awhile ~ As Weee Watch Th_ Bare Roots Clock ~ Tic Toc Times Chime In Time Weee Find ~ Bare Fruits In Prints & Boots Grow From Just AAA Seeed ~
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Yep Yep Da Toad Licks When Heee Kisses !!!
Cept Maybe Da Old Lady Wit Da Coffee Breath ~
You Know Da One Wit Dat Terrible Coff !!! 
Specially Nut Da One Whose Sez Wherz Da Beeef ???
Meee Tinks Sheee Has Nooo Teeeth !!! 
Whyyy g.T ??? Your Nut On Bumps Kiss List !!!
Thanks For Inspirin !!!
Yon Wishes Isss Bumps Can !!!
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