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Bumpin Road Trip ~ & Bump Inda Road ~

Posted On 07/29/2011 04:41:55

AAA Bumpin Road Trip ~ & Bump Inda Road ~

Alas You Ask ??? Yes Ace !!!
Bump Took AAA Road Trip Once...
Butt Felll Riiight On His Face !!!
Got Back Up & Felll Again...
Got Road Rash On His Elbows & Ass !!!
Splat Watta Mess...
Wit Myyy Best Friend Bess Bumps AAA Basketcase !!!
Waaat Eber Da Case !!!
Watched Da Movie Tooo !!!
Had Meee Tooo Da End Stuck Like Glue ~
Bump-N-Bess Gooo On Trips Moist Alda Time ~
Burnin Up Da Road & Gas Beeen Alll Around ~
Gettin Lost ??? Neber Knot !!!
Just AAA Bump Inda Road ???
Dustin & Pickin Ourselves Up
Off Pavement & Off Da Ground !!!
As Bess Isss AAA Ravin !!! III Gots Tooo Peee !!!
Thru Hot Summer Nights !!!
& Winter Blizzards Out Inda Cold !!!
Sheee's Stand Up Gal & Bumps AAA Squatter !!!
Sometimes Hoppin AAA Plane & AAA Train !!!
Like Weee Otter !!!
North South & East West Bound !!!
Countin Road Signs Like Lemmeee Seeee ???
U.S 33 & I69 ~ Are Weee Lost ???
Nooo Bumps Just Goin Blind !!!
III Ate When Everyting Blurrs !!!
Specially Da Road Markers
& When Mine & Your Panties Doth Bind !!!
Darned Wedgie !!! Gooo BaCK Tooo Sleeep !!!
Its OOO'k Doki Hunny Git You Sum Zzzzzzzzzzz's !!!
Bumps Got Dis Chit Under Control !!!
Screeeech !!! III Just Hit AAA Pothole !!!
BUMP ??? Whaaat ???
Wake Up Your Runnin off Da Road !!!
Got Sometin Tooo Saaay Bess ???
YES !!! You Went Da Wrong Waaay !!!
Bess Beee Stilll !!! Gimmeee AAA Break !!!
Stop !!! Ask For Directions !!!
Bump Sez Nooo Waaay !!! Nut Meee !!!
Nut Inda Bronx Or Brooklyn Or Inda Queeens !!!
Did Dat Sign Saaay Detroit ???
What Did Dat Last Sign Mean ???
Where Iss Da Exit Tooo 80E ???
95 North & South Alooong Da East Coast !!!
In Middle of Winters & On AAA July Roast ~
III Know Meee Waaay Around !!!! Dagnabit !!!
As III'm Da Toad & Host Wit Da Most !!! Ribbit !!!
Virginia Beach Tooo Niles Michigan !!!
Back Where Weee Started & Where Weee Did Begin ???
How'd Dat Appen ??? Scratch Scratch !!!
III've Been Here Before ??? Seeen Dis Place 3times Again Before ???
New York Tooo Boston Back Tooo New Jersey !!!
Gettin Out Tooo Streeech Caaant Feeel Meee Ass or Meee Kneee's !!!
Pleaz Bump ??? Ask For AAA Map ???
Sum Directional Waaay !!!
Georgia Florida & Kentucky ??? Now Tennessee !!!
Stilll Lookin For C.T ???
W.Va Over Appalachians Illinois ??? Where Da Helll's Abili ???
II'ma Stop Siingin Tooo Da Radidio !!! Byyy Waay of Lima Ohio !!!
They Forgot Da Greeen Peas ??? Where Tooo Next Mr Becks !!!
Weee Curtsey & Coast !!! 80E Tooo Indiana Weee're Bound !!!
Ended Up In Thru Pennsylvania In Clintonville !!!
Wide Eyed Weee Made Nut AAA Sound ???
Drove Riight On Thru As Dat Place GAV Us Such AAA Chilll !!!
Brrrr Talk About Yer Wrong Turn !!! Limpin It Tooo Da Next Town !!!
Filll It Up Dis Time Bump !!! Dat Last Place Was Hellbent & Helll Hound !!!
Beeen Tooo Lil Rock Arkansas Arizonia & Vegas Tooo !!!
Sum Places Weee Just Drove Straight Thru !!!
Time Tooo Take AAA Break !!! Get out AAA Stretch & AAA Yaaawn ???
Poppin AAA Squat Onda Oval Lawn !!! Down In D.C !!!
Chased Off Byyy Security !!!
Beeen Onda Road For Waaay Tooo Looong !!!
Sense Of Direction & Minds Alll Gone !!!
Ass Meee Backs Alll Cramped & Backside Isss Wet Fulll of Sweat ???
Backs Against Da Walll !!! Nooo One Can III Calll !!!
Bump ??? Whaaat ??? Are Weee There Yet ??? Yeees Dear !!!
You Bet !!! Wee've Been Dare & Done Dat !!!
As Weee've Beeen Everywhere !!!
Clear Out Tooo Da Mid-West !!! Up & Down Da East Coast !!!
Dares Nooo Place Here & There & Nooo Place Like Home !!!
Bumps Road Tired Caaant Falll Asleeep !!!
Batterys Dead Got Nooo CellPhone ???
Besss Isss Snorin Sheee's Sooo Quite
Look At Her Isnt Sheee Sweeet ???
Lost Again ??? Dont Got da Heart !!!
Caaant Wake Her or Make AAA Peeep ???
As III Willl Follow This Semi Tooo Myyy Destination III Seeek !!!
Alas & Buy An Atlas Down Da Road On Da Next Side Streeet !!!

BUMP !!! DONT EVEN TINK ABOUT NUT STOPPIN !!!
STOP PUSHIN DA PEDDLE TOOO DA METAL !!! AS DA MIND & STOPSIGNS BEEEN BLOWN !!!
SLOW DOWN !!! DARES SUM RED & BLUELIGHTS HOT ON OUR FEEETS !!!
LICK III BUMP SAID DARES NOOO PLACE LIKE HOME !!!
PULLL OBER BEEE NIIICE !!! ASK DA OFFICIER WHAT STATE WEEE'RE IN ???
WHERE WEEE"RE GOIN & WHERE WEE"VE BEEN ??? STRAIGHT TOOO JAIL & DOOO NUT PASS GO !!!
OR COLLECT 200 DOLLARS ON DIS MONOPOLY BORED SHOW !!!

Bump...The Artist...Formerly Known...As Todd

Written Byyy Da Bump Inda Road ~
Overseen Byyy g.T ~
As Besss Continues Tooo Sleeep ~
From Da Pg's Of Bump's Road Trip ~
Inassociation W/ AAA Pain Inda Ass Studios ~
inaffiliation Wit Myyy (Ars) American Rebel Style ~ & Dashin Fashion ~
In AAA thin greyline & Grey Matter Production ~
As No mo Introductions Dooo Weee Neeed ~

Heeey Bess Show Da Officier Sum Kneee ???
PUT ON YER PASSION PURPLE PINK LIPSTICK & GIV HIM AAA Wink Wink !!!
DARNIT DA OFFICIERS AAA LADY ???
MAYBE YOU CAN PUT ON DA LIPSTICK FER HER BUMP ???
Weee're Alll Goin Tooo Helll III Mean Jail Now !!!
Watta Helluva Roadtrip Dis Hast Beeen !!! & Sum How ??? Da End !!!
An Art Byyy Todd ~
Â® TM Â© WITHINâ€¦

Tags: Bump Bumpin RoadTrip g.TBeck BumpTh_ Artist C.P.C Sonnet

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Da Weiner Mobile ~ & His New Job ~

Posted On 07/28/2011 07:41:57

Da Weiner Mobile ~ & His New Job !!!

Heeey Peeps Guesss Who III Just Hired Todayyy ???
Meeet Our New Spokemans & Driver !!!
Autographs Upon Request !!! Butt Dont Ass For Any Underwear & Crack Shots !!!
Weee're Tryin Tooo Keeep & Run AAA Clean Ship Here !!!
Its One of His Weaknesses Dontcha Know !!!
Watta Beeef Stick Meathead & Toool !!!
Weiners Sellin Yesterdays Special @ Half Off !!! Palin Inda Blankets !!!
Git Em While Dare Warm Before Da Turn Greeen & Cold ~
Weee Even Got Sum Lipstick Red Catsup For AAA Nickle More !!!

Written Byyy g.T Beck's *** Vision & Design ***
Inaccordance wit Pain Inda Ass Studios ~
Inaffiliation Wit Myyy (Ars) American Rebel Style ~
Inco-op wit ;) Red Monkeys ~ Political Propaganda & Red Phone Diarys ~
Wit Da Pet Peeeved Public In Tow ~
In AAA thin greyline & Grey Matter Production ~
An Art Byyy Todd ~

Â® TM Â© WITHINâ€¦

JUST DONT ASK HIM TOOO CUT DA MUSTARD !!! DARES ENUFF MONKEYIN AROUND & MONKEY POO FLINGIN ~INDA HOUSE DEEESE DAZE !!!
TOOO LAST AAA LIFETIME !!! BESIDES DAT STUFF"S HARD TOOO GET OUTTA DA UPHOLSTERY AMOUNG UDDER TINGS ASK OUR LAST DRIVER BILLL !!! WEEE HADDA IMPEACH HIM & FIRE HIS ASS !!!DUE TOOO CIGAR SMOKIN && CHICKEN CHOKIN !!! FRANKLY WEEE ONLY CARRY REAL BEEEF NOOO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORIN !!! NUFF SAID !!!

Tags: g.TBeck Weiner Mobile C.P.C SonnetSaturdayShare

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Bump Inda Walll ~

Posted On 07/11/2011 02:11:13

Bump Inda Walll ~

gT Beck

Bumpalottapus Reply:
July 6th, 2011 at 6:57 pm

Alil Pink Floyd In Us Allll ~ As Bumps Just Another Brick Inda Walll ~
Altho III Doo Stand Out From Da Rest ~ Wearin Mee Sunday Best !!!
for III Dress Tooo Impress In Florescent Greeen ~ :mrgreen:

Bumps Gonna Breakdown Deeese Wallls !!!

Bump...The Artist...Formerly Known...As Todd

Twot An Angry Red Walll ~ Dis One Isss !!!
Guess Ole Bump Just Dont Fit In Dare !!!

Squrm Wiggly Wiggle Wiggle ~ Sqeeek Sqeeek Grunt !!!Kinda Tight !!!

Bump...The Artist...Formerly Known...As Todd

Dont Force It Bump !!!
Just Neeed Sum Rubbin & Lubbin !!!
Sum Heavy Breathin & Whispers Of Sweeet Nuttin !!!

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Ahhhh Yeees Dats Better Wetter Dan Da Alturditive !!!
Just Da Waaay ole Bump Licks it !!! Wit Alotta Slobber Knockin !!!

Bump...The Artist...Formerly Known...As Todd

Whaaatda ??? Pushed Out !!! Again ???

Bump...The Artist...Formerly Known...As Todd

Bumps Feeelin AAA Bit Put Out !!! & AAA Feeeling Of Eyes Watchin & Comin Ober Meee !!!

Bump...The Artist...Formerly Known...As Todd

Sheee Wore AAA Itsy Bitsy Teeeny Weeeny Pink Passion Purple Yellow Poka Dotted Bikini ~
& Intooo Da Warm Waters Bump Plaaayed !!!

its gETTIN dARK iN hERE !!! & ii'M tAKIN OFF aLLL mEEE cLOTHES !!!
Slow Your Rolll ~ Mr Floyd !!! Dont Get Sooo Anoid !!!
Those Eyes HaV gOTs Ta Gooo !!! Or fALLL aSLEEEP sUM tIME !!!
Den Da Bumps Gonna Slime Riight In !!! Again... Again & Again !!!

III Seee Ya Startin Tooo Nod !!! & Heee Has Da Nerve Tooo Saaay & Tink Bumps Odd !!!Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
III Knewit !! Its Time Tooo Chit Or Get Ofin Da Pot !!!
Nows Meee Chance Tooo Dance & Make AAA lil Romance !!!
Its Tits & Wine & Lime Time !!!

Bumps Baaack Meee Ladys !!! Rub Rub Sqeeek Sqeeek ~
Dis Isss Alll Da Rooom Weee Got !!!

HUH ??? WHO Dare's GOOO There ??? ITS YOU !!! YOUR MAKIN MEEE HOT !!!
DAMNiT Maaan !!! III Almost Forgot !!! You Keeep Interuptin Da Build Up Here !!!
Musta Made Tooo Much Noise !!! hEEE wOKE uP !!! & Keeeps Cuttin In On Meee Flow ~
How's AAA Brick Eber Gonna Get Laid At Dis Rate ???

Besides Myyy Fiend Swim Or Sink !!! Just Stop Hop & Tink ~
Dis Frogs Wearin His Top Hat !!!
& In His Natural Habitat In AAA Bog Dats Blue & Greeen ~
& Different Passions & Shades Of Purpled Pink !!!

Its Alll Good Lick It Should Beee !!! As Wee're Alll Pink Inda Middle !!!
& Now Alll Da Girls DaAA aLLL iN aWE lICK & Like Meee !!! Listen Tooo Em Giggle As III Fiddle iNDA MIDDLE ~
Bump Toldja Heee Wuz Gonna Paint Dat Pink Walll Greeen !!! Sorry ???
Soooo III'm Color Blind !!!

Lest Da Walll Doesnt Seeem Tooo Mind !!!
As III Dont Read Sooo Welll Betweeen Da Lines ~
Besides You Wouldnt Beee Able Tooo Seee Meee nOOO wAAAY NOOO HOW aS mEEE sLIPPERY fROG sKIN hYDE sLIPS & sLIDES & Hides ~ Ifin Everyting Was Greeen Inda Middle ???dAN dA pINK Scene wOOD bEEE Deeep Inside !!!

& yOU wOULDNT bEEE ABLE tOOO sEEE MEEE FOR aaLDA gREEEN aSS iii mEAN gRASS oUTSIDE !!!
Later Peeeps As Bumps Gonna Take Himself Anutter Dip & Dive ~

KaSplash ***

tAINTED pAINTED dAT fROG hAS gREEEN dYE !!! & hEEEE mUST nUT LIVE pEEEPS hEEE gOTS tOOO DIE !!!

hUMPH INA pIGS & fROGS eYE !!! wHEN dA vERBIAL cOW dOTH FLYYY ~

Written Byyy Da Bump ~
Overseen Byyy g.T & Beck's *** Vision & Design ***
From Da Pgs Of ~ Da Flippen Udder Side & Wild Ride ~
Inaccordance w/ Pain Inda Ass Studios ~
Inaffiliations Wit Myyy (Ars) American Rebel Style & Fashion ~
In AA thin greyline & Grey Matter Production ~
Art Byyy Todd ~ From BXFX Art & Photography ~
Â®â„¢Â© Within...

Come Hither III Saaay & Lwet Us Plaaay ~
Our Favorite Game Of Lov ~
Heads Beee Reeelin ~
Touchin & Fillling That Deepest Feeelin ~
You Are... Myyy Moist Fittin Glove ~
For Theee Are Myyy Star From Up Above ~
That III Maaay Beee & Seee !!!
Guiding Gliding Slipping Sliiiding ~
Myyy Wings That Flyyy ~ Nigh Am III Hiding ~
More Open Doors That Soars & Lifts Meee High ~
Settin Meee Freee ~ Tooo Beee Meee ~
Side Byyy Side ~ That You Can Believe ~
For III'm Most Alive !!! Stepping Deeep Inside ~
Reaching That Far Fetched Shore Lorn Beach ~
Sooo In Ye III Dip Splash & Dive ~
From AAA Dark Sea Tooo Shining Seee ~
Nooo Questions Whyyy ~
Only Answers That Weee Now Sum How Survive ~
Giving & Living In Each ~
In These Joyous Tears That Weee Must Trust & Cryyy ~
Then Inlyes Isss...An Unbroken Spoken Kiss ~
Than This Isss...Now & Then Time & Again... Where III Doth Lye ~

Written Byyy Meee... g.T ~
From Th_ Sensual Side Pgs. Of ~
AAA Lovers Lane Edition ~
In Nooo Other Condition ~
Only AAA Rendition Added
Tooo Th_ Original Earlier Peice ~
As Inhabitions Released ~
Â® TM Â© WITHINâ€¦

Tags: g.TBeck C.P.C Sonnet

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Ya Gots Ta Bump Da Funk ~

Posted On 06/29/2011 03:08:11

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Tags: g.TBeck BumpTh_ Artist C.P.C Sonnet

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Lwet Meee Make Thy Pink Rose Red ~

Posted On 06/28/2011 10:40:42

Jun 28, 2011

Lwet Meee Make Thy Pink Rose Red ~

Let Meee Make Thy Pink Rose Red ~

In Every Word Heard & Said ~

Saturatin It In... Sweeet Whispered Breath ~

Are You In Naught As Knots Are Fed ???
Am III Sum How In Thy Head ???
As Weee Are Led ~
Lwets Now Make It... & Take It Tooo Bed ~
layed & Laid As Th_ Meeetin of Minds Are Wed ~
W/ Butt AAA Taste Nooo Waste ~ Weee Are Both Fed ~
As II've Made Thy Pink Rose Red ~

Written Byyy g.T Inspired Byyy Da FunKy Worm ~
As Bumps Loosin Ground w/ Th Worm ~ Around !!!
From Th_ Sensual Side Pgs Of ~
AAA lovers Lane Edition ~
In AAA Thwin greyline & Grey Matter Production ~
As No mo Introductions Dooo Weee Neeed ~
just Watch -Out For th_ Worm ~
This Much Weee Heeed ~
Inc-op w/ AAA Pain Inda Ass Studios ~ Rodeo ~
& Inaffiliations Wit myyy (Ars) American Rebel & Bareback Style ~
Try Walkin Crawlin AAA Mile W/ AAA Smile In Funky Worms Shoes ~
Â® TM Â© WITHINâ€¦

Tags: g.TBeck C.P.C Sonnet

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Da Funky Worm ~ Debut Ass Heee Lickin For You ~

Posted On 06/28/2011 12:10:35

http://www.myspace.com/bumpalottapus2000/blog/543407107

Tags: g.TBeck BumpTh_Artist~ C.P.C Sonnet

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Plenty O'Fish & Da Funky Worm ~

Posted On 06/27/2011 04:55:24

Jun 26, 2011

Plenty O'Fish & Da Funky Worm ~

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Plenty O'Fish ~ in Surreal Artist Post ~ Art Byyy Todd ~ by

As Th_ Zipper Slowly Engages
Th_ Pgs Of MyyySpace ~
Quicker Twots Behind Da Zipper Skipper ???
III Wanna Seee Da Deeep Blue Sea ~
& III Lwet Meee Guard Down ~
Then Show Byyy Shades Of Pink ~
Waitin Patiently Without Sound ~
Th_ Fishes Await Th_ Gate ~
Tooo Beee Inward Bound ~
Racin w/ Anticipated Debated Abated Breath ~
Then Th_ Hook Isss Set ~
Questions Answered Surprised Ass Its Nooo Tits Buttt Only Meee !!!

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Surreal Artist Post ~ Art Byyy Todd ~ by

What More Can AAA Poor Worm Fret ???
That Heee Willl !!! Stilll Thrilll w/ Nooo illl Willl
Or Beee Gobbley Gooked ~
& Gobbled Tooo Quick !!!
III Hope Those Greeedy Fish Float & Get Gilll Sick ~
From Th_ Taste Of Waste III Flood Now ~
Nooo Licks Beee Neither Nastier Nor Around !!!
Survive Alive III Pant & Frown Found
Spoutin AAA Spewin Airs Of Relief ~
III Find Th_ Back Door Sum How ???
AAA Smelll Of Odd Swelll & Stinkin Queeef ~
Alll Th_ While Chewin Cud Lick Swilled Pigs & Cows ~
Piranha's Ona Wayward Backward Stroke ~
On Theyre Waaay Out ~ Fins & Tails Flail About ~
AAA Hint of Scales Impale Th_ Curiositys Fin ~
Shots Heard Around Da World !!! Times Stands Stilll Then & Again !!!
Curled Myyy Nostril Hairs There... & Entrails Bound ~
Thought III Heard Something Growl ~
Then Th_ Rotten Helll Did Fire Again !!!
Then AAA God Awfulll Smelll !!! Roared Aloud ~ Myyy Fiendish Friend !!!
That Wouldst Make AAA Dead Man Choke & Cowar Aware !!!
Th_ Fire Department Was Called Due Tooo Alll Th_ Smoke !!!
Beware Of Gaseous Hounds ~
Alll Those Who Arose Turned Face Bout !!!
Then Bubbled Troubles Giv off Less Doubt ~
What Dis Diss Isss & Twas Alll About !!!
That Sum Bubbles You Just Dont Trust Nor Eat Must Beat Feeet
Ass They Arent Twot Da Weeere Meant Tooo Beee ~
& III Nigh Nor More Am AAA Sweeet Meats Feast Or Treat ~
III Saaay & Scream In Dis Horrid Nightmares Dream ~~~
Set Meee Freee...Lwet Dis Poor Funky Worm Breathe ~
Den Da Schoools Foools In Poools Alll Left ~~~
& Th_ Invitations They Weeee're Alll Resent ~~~
Knowing Whats Growing & Alll Backed Up Way Down Stream ~
Inn An Inn On Greener Grasses ~
Of Ass's & Pastures III Found ~ & Seeen ~
Knots Of Naught Sooo Obscene ~
Th_ Funky Worm Won Another Daaay Inda Sun ~
As Heee's Nooo Looonger Onda Hook Or Under Da Gum ~
Of AAA Dead Fish Hope ~ As III Seee Then Fleee ~
Only Now Dooo III In Fish Eyes Float ~ & Gloat !!!
Lick III like Rotten Baloney ~ In AAA Stagnet Moat ~
Laughin Deeep Chuckles Down In Mine Throat !!!
if Only III Could ~ For Da Worm Hath Earn His Daily Wood ~
Good For Another Daaays Dive ~ Lick AAA Goood Worm Should !!!
For Todaaays AAA New Daaay & III Didst Not Die ~
Gav It Myyy Alll & Myyy Biggest Tryyy !!!
Then Its Good That III Can Come In Cans & Beee AAAlive ~
Kick Asss In Smalll Packages & Derive ~
Then III Came & Conquered & III Hav Arrived !!!
Wit Funk Asss Myyy Friend & Byyy Myyy Side ~
AAA Worm W/ Heart Who Hadda Fart !!!
Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
On AAA Hook & Thin greyline ~ III Survive !!!

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Written Byyy Da Funky Worm ~ Who Always Swims Up Stream ~
Overseeen Byyy Da Bump ~ Who Sez Helll !!!
III Aint Touchin Dat
Nut Even wit Bess's Rollin Pin Or Da Red Monkeys Tail !!!
Regretably Owned & Operated Byyy g.T's Pain Inda Ass Studios ~
Inaffiliations wit Myyy (Ars) American Rebel Style & Dashion Fashion ~
Crashin & Clashin In Extreme ~
In AAA thwin greyline & Grey Matter Production
As No mo Introductions Dooo Weee Neeed ~
Only Heeed & Believe Wat Twot You Dont Eat !!!
Bow Down On Hand & Kneee !!!
Thanx Todd III Mean God & Saaay Pretty Please ~
Nooo Worms Or Stink For Meee !!!
& What You Git Isss Chit !!! If You Can Then Seee !!!
Dis Isss Da End Myyy Friend Time & Again !!!
Thhhhhhhhhhhhhh End !!! III Saaay Pray Sink or Swim !!!
As Arts Byyy Todd ~ In AAA BXFX Blurred Visions Precision
Of Dis Tasteful Haste & Waste Inco-op w/ AAA Bogsite More !!!

CAN SOMEONE OPEN DA FRONT DOOR & LET IN AAA BREEEZE ???
DIS PLACE SMELLL"S LIKE HELLL FISH & CHEEESE !!!
Â® TM Â© WITHINâ€¦

Dat Funky Worm Isss One Nasty Dude & Jerk !!!
Just Tryin Tooo Find His Attitudes Grooove ~
Lwets Move & Shake Da Earth Fer Alll Its Worth ~
For Todaaays AAA New Daaay Lets Make It Work ~
As Bumps Neeeds Tooo Take Dis New Guy Under His Wing !!!
Huh ??? Whyyyy Meee ???

Sooo Bump Twot Didja Willy Tink ???

Tot It Up Hook Line AAA Sinker !!! Watta Stinker !!!

Nut Baaad AAA Bit Of Chit
& Quite Funky Butt Nut Baaad Nut Baaad At Allll !!!
Bump Tinks You Gots Personality & Poitant Potiential !!!
Wit Meee As Your Coach & Inspired Motivatin Speeeker
You'lll Sooon Beee AAA Toool & Hav Credentials !!!

Tanx Comin From You Bump
Dats Definitely AAA Compliment !!! Thhhhhhhhhhh

Buttt You Caaant Dooo Dat !!! Around Da Bump Or Meee Lady Bess !!!
Definite Nooo Mess Inda Bog Eider !!!
Only g.T & Da Udder Characters Seee !!!

Gotcha Meee Prince of Poets & Toad King !!!

Ahhh Gooo On Wit Ur Funky Comadina Waaays