III'm On It !!! & Writin This Lov Sonnet Just For You ~ Its Tru... Lov Isss In Theee Air ~ & AAA Taint Of Sumtin Else ~ Rose Pedels Scattered Everywhere ~ Lov Isss In Theee Air ~ Where III Care Tooo Share ~ AAA Fair Far Warm Wind ~ Again & Again ~ Then Once More ~ Tooo Adore More As III Walk Thru Yon Door ~ Alas Tomorrow Hast Nooo Promise In Yesterday's Cry's ~ Tilll III Look Upon & In Thy Eyes ~ Inlyes Thine Tru Mind & Mine Tooo Intertwine ~ AAA Line Or Two ~ Stuck Like Glue ~ There's Nooo Good Tooo Beee Found In Goodbyes... Echoes Of Whispers...Song of Sighs... Shadows Dancin In The Candlelight... Showin Thru That Dark Night ~ Fightin That Good Fight ~ Makin Everything Riiing & Feel Riight ~ You Make Myyy World Feeel oooh sooo Right ~ In Theee Embrace Of That Moonlight ~ Soft Warm Breezes ~ Whilce III Face... & Embrace Alll Your Lov... Byyy Stars Above ~ Like AAA Welll Fittin Glove ~ Smitten In Awe & Alll Thy Grace ~ Where For Art Tho As III Neeed Tooo Breathe ~ In Sunny Warm Skys & Clouds Of Rain ~ Caress The Deeepness Of Myyy Beatin & Thudding Heart ~ As III Knew You Would Riiight From The Start ~ You Seee Without... There Isss Pain ~ When Your Near Its Clear ~ Days Daze That Shalll Nigh Erase ~ But Always Remain ~
Lovely Connecticut ! August 15 - Moved to our new home in Connecticut . It's so beautiful here. The lake to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered. I'm going to love it here!
October 14 - Connecticut is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the park and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise, I LOVE IT HERE!!
October 25 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous animal. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here. Those red and orange leaves have covered my yard. Looks like a magnificent multi-colored carpet. HOW BEAUTIFUL. Raking and cleaning up the yard will be an opportunity for invigorating exercise in the cool crisp air.
November 1 - Ah, more leaves and more exercise.
November 8 - Jesus, still more leaves. Guess it's best to wait until they've all fallen before I rake again.
November 15 - Finally, all of the trees lost their leaves and with today's final raking it's over for this season. Chiropractor suggested I use a lawn maintenance service next year. Only four blisters became infected. Should probably remember to use gloves.
November 30 - What the f--k? Where did all of those leaves come from? Had a little wind last night and the lawn is covered again. Oh well, they'll just have to wait until spring.
December 12 - It snowed last night, FINALLY. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. Had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by we had to shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I Love Connecticut !
December 14 - More snow last night, I love it. The snow plow did his trick to the driveway again. I Love it here.
December 19 - More snow again last night. Can't get out of the driveway. Can't get to work. I'm exhausted from shoveling. F--king snowplow.
December 22 - More of that white sh*t fell again last night. As if dealing with the leaves weren't bad enough, now I've got blisters all over my hands from shoveling, must remember to wear gloves. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm finished shoveling the driveway. The asshole.
December 25 - Merry F--king Christmas. More frigging snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-b*tch who drives the snowplow, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the f--king ice.
December 27 - More white sh*t last night. Have been inside for three days except for shoveling out the driveway after that plow goes through every time. F--king gloves got wet and then froze on my hands. Doctor said it was just a mild case of frost bite, disfiguration is probably only temporary. Can't go anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the sh*t tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
December 28 - The f--king weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of that white sh*t. At this rate it won't melt 'till summer. The plow got stuck up the road and the bastard came to the door and asked to borrow a shovel. After I told him I'd already broken six of them shoveling all the sh*t he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one on his f--king head.
January 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back I hit a damned deer that ran in front of my car. Did about $3000 damage. F--king beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. The thing is rusting out from all the f--king salt they put all over the roads.
May 10 - Moved to Sarasota Florida . I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that God forsaken state of Connecticut ."
iTS dA B.s sTING... iii mEAN sCREAM Scene ~ From The dAY ddA sKY tURNED gREEEN ~
OoOH wHoA iSSS B. sPIDERS eATIN aaa fLOWER iN hIS hoUR oF nEEED !!! dA iNSANITYS oF iT aLLL aSS dIS bUG hAST tAKEN tH_ gREAT fALLL & aBSENCE oF lEAVE !!! b.sIDES mEEE hEEE'S dRIVIN B. kAkAcRaZy !!!
iNDA pEDDLES oF mYYY yOUTH iTS lIKE pULLIN aaa tOOTH OoOH mYYY tODD wHYYY hATH tHEEE fORSAKEN B. iN mYYY lOWEST & gREATEST sCREAM ~
tELLL mEEE oHHH gREAT aRTIST tHAT iTS jUST aaa bAAAD dREAM ~ bRING yE bACK mYYY fLOWER tOOO mEEE ~ tURN mYYY sKYYYS oNCE mORE bLU & nOT gREEEN !!!
tHATS aaa bITE iii mEAN bIT mELLOW dRAMATIC tHERE dONTCHA tINK dARE B. !!! wELLL ??? iSNT iT !!! sPIDER dIDNT kNOW yOU wAS sUCH aaa sHAKEsPEARIAN !!!
sHUT uP sPIDER !!! & sPIT tH_ rEST oF fLOWER oUT !!!
Clap Clap Clap You Gooo B. Todd Thought That Was Quite Nicely Done !!! Or Undone As Th_ Case Would Seeem !!!
wRITTEN & oWNED bYYY g.T bECK'S ***vISION & dESIGN *** iNACCORDANCE w/ dEAD tREE aRT & pOETRY ~ iNCO-OP w/ pAIN iNDA aSS sTUDIOS ~ iNAFFILIATIONS W/ mYYY (Ars) aMERICAN rEBEL sTYLE & fASHION ~ aS tITANS aRE cLASHIN !!! fROM tH_ lIGHTER sIDE pGS oF ~ aDVENTURES oF sPIDER & tH_ B. iN aaa tHIN gREYLINE & gREY mATTER pRODUCTION ~ aS nO mO iNTRO wEEE nEEED !!!
nAriato : AAA Short Annoucement From Da Owner & Management !!!
Rich Isss Over-Rated ~ As Myyy Cloths Are aLLL Out-dated !!!
But They Willl Beee Back... In Style Soon !!!
Money Isss... Where Yer Mouths At !!! yOU dONT nEEED aaa TUX oR tOP hAT !!!
Sooo Beee Verwy Verwy Leary
III Mean Careful & Quite... Where Huntin Wabbits !!!
It Alll About Habits !!! In Matters Of Da HeaRT & cASH fLOW cONCERNS ~ sOON yOU wILLL lEARN OR cRASH & bURN ~ Gosh Nabit !!! You Dont hafta Grabit !!!
Ifin Wishes Were Dishes This Fool Would Be Fulll ~
Stacked Dirty In Da Sink Sky High ~
Stilll Th_ Real Deal Isss Dont bORROW bEG oR Steal ~ sAAAY yOU'LLL pAYBAck Tomorrow As III Sit Here & Wait ~ w/ Sorrows Dat Your Late ~ Whyyy III'd Filll Dat Welll W/ Bubbles Salts & Bathe ~ Blamin Faults ~ In Ate Hay ~ For III Couldnt Beee AAA Slave Tooo Myyy Grave ~
For NicKles & Dimes...Losin Time... Or AAA Penny For Your thoughts As Dat Ships Done Sailed & Been Forgot !!! As Myyy Billls... Are Alll In Black ~
Like An Ole ACDC Tune ~
jUST dA wAAAY iii lIKE eM ~
tHE REST iSSS iN... aN oLE Tied Up Tie Dyed dIRTY sOCK ~
fOR aaa rAINY dAAAY ~
sPENT sPUN uNDONE ~
As III Stilll Listen ~
Tooo Records & Myyy Ole 8-Tracks ~
& AAA Cassette or Two ~
wHIND bEEE kIND & rEWHIND ~
dONT bEEE bLIND tOOO PAUPERS & bEGGARS
aS tHEY wILLL nIGH sUCCEEED lEST THEY bLEEED yOU dRY ~
tHEN wHO wILLL bEEE lAUGHIN...
aLLL tH_ wAAAY tOOO DA bANK & wHO wILLL cRYYY ~
aS tHEY lIE & yOU tRY fOR cONTROL
dIGGIN dEEEPER iNTOOO tHAT eTERNAL iNFERNAL hOLE ~
Rentins For Losers Buyins For Chosers ~
Drinkins For Booozers & Sleeepins Fer Snooozers
Shit Or Get Off Da Pot !!!
Money !!! aINT eVERYTHING
If You Dont Got It Dont Charge It !!! Quit Decease Release Dont Gooo !!! Slow Your Row ~ Theres Nooo Gold Atda End Of da Rainbow ~
You aLREADY Hav Everything That Peter & Paul Has Got !!!
& Th_ Smiths & Da Jones !!! Welll They Dont Matter Alot !!!
Spendings Like Savings ~
New Fashions Are RAVING ~ & Dats Last yrs Hot !!!
aS iii'M bRAVIN tOOO sAAAY & Seee ~ You Seee !!! wEALTHy iii dONT wANNA bEEE ~ aWAAAY fROM INSANITYS ~
III Just Wanna Beee !!! & Left Alone ~ Nooo III Cant Giv You AAA Loan !!!
W/ Myyy Bag of Marbles Dont Want Tooo Argue
Got Myyy Box Of Rocks...Myyy Pocket Watch !!!
Th_ Floor Model T.V & M.T.V & Myyy Big Ass Portable Car Phone !!!
jUST lEAVE mEEE aLONE !!!
i;LLL TAKE mYYY tOYS & gOOO hOME !!!
wHILE yOUR sPENT & dA cOIN ISS aLLL bLOWN ~
iii'M sLAP hAPPY jUST Givin & lIVIN iNDA dAY !!!
sOOO hERES aaa qUARTER sTART sPENDIN & sAVIN !!! Beee On Your Waaay ~
& nOW yOU'VE bEEN sHOWN & Maybe... You cAN bEEE jUST lIKE mEEE !!!
aaahEAD iNSTEAD oF sHEEEP
wOOLS wEIRY wARES wHERE
Incase You Lost Yer Waaay ~
As Nuttins FUr mUTTON
& sURELY nUTTINS fER Freee ~
wRITTEN Byyy Dat Bumpadelic Bumpalottapus In Co-Hoots W/ Da ;) Red Monkey ~ Can Ya Smelll Wat Da Bump & Monkey Are Cookin !!!
Overseen & Owned bYYY g.T
AAA Beck's *** Vision & Design ***
Inaccordance w/ AAA Pain Inda Ass Studios ~ InCo-op w/ Red Monkey Agenda's
& Inaffiliations wit Myyy (Ars)
American Rebel Style & Fashion ~
Welll Hellll You Were Da One DaT wAS Askin !!!
As Its Never Lastin !!!
In AAA thin greyline & Grey Matter Production ~
As No mo Introductions Are Neeeded ~
Only Pocket Change Tooo Arrange
Goin Dangle Langle Lang III Mean Jingle lingle Ling ~
When Comes AAA Riiing ~ AAA Ding Ding kNOCK kNOCK kNOCK !!! bOOm bOOM !!! At Da Door ~
wHAAAAT ??? Where You Guys Been Alll DaaaY ??? Heeey You Got AAA Dime Tooo Spare ??? More More !!!
Whaaat ??? wHATS THAT yOU sAAAY ??? Shut-Up !!! You Spent Your Wod On WAT ???
AAA WHAT ???
Get Outta Myyy Wallet & Ass !!! G.tS sUCH aaa cOCK bLOCK !!! Shit His Ass Isss sooo tight
You Couldnt Drive AAA Nail Up It !!!
As Ifin III'd Care Tooo Share !!! Dats Nut Fair !!! Heee's Sooo Tight !!!
Heee Could Rub Tooo Pennys Together
Tooo Get AAA Spark Instead of Lightin AAA Match For AAA Fire tooo keeep Warm !!! Rub Rub Jingle Jingle
Isss Someone Countin Myyy Cash ???
Hop & Hope & AAA Dash ~
Heeey III Seee You gUYS !!! mONKEY Let Gooo of Da Piggy !!!
bUMP !!! Move Awaaay From Da Jingle Real Slowly !!!