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HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYONE; I just wanted to let everyone know that I just now found this Page, so I will stay here and not go back to the other one, I dont know how I ended up with two but I did.......and for all who left comments on this one THANK YOU......Loved them all.......Sorry it took so long to get back to this one..........................VRob...

SOMETHING COOL THAT XEROX IS DOING
If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com (I DID)
you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print
it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving
in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to
some member of the armed services.

How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone
we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send
a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch
of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our
guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them...

JUST WANT TO TAKE THE TIME TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS MADE NICE COMMENTS ON MY NEW BACK DROP.....I THANK YOU FROM MY HEART....MAY THE CREATOR BLESS YOU AND WATCH OVER YOU......

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here dumb ass.......

davidbowers
BLACK FRIDAY .... It could mean more than spending money!
Yes, it seems that almost EVERYONE wants a 'holiday' for themselves. But there is ONE that deserves our support......



There is a movement in Congress now to make the day after 'Thanksgiving," NATIVE AMERICAN HERITAGE DAY.



This is long overdue and deserves our strongest efforts to enact it.

Please, write your Congressmen and Senators and urge them to

pass this legislation. It's the least we can do to honor our Native Brothers and Sisters.

To a Friend

When the shadows of the canyons
Purple down the lofty steeps,
It is then my heart remembers,
And a quiet feeling creeps
Deep into my lonely being,
Down inside this mortal's breast.
It's a longing for a haven
Where my weary soul finds rest.

When the colors of the sunset
Spread across a golden sky,
And the splendor of the heavens
Is beheld by every eye,
It is then I think of others
I have met along the trail,
And hold on to precious memories
Of a friend who will not fail

To reach out when I am hurting,
And rejoice when I am glad.
Who will comfort me in sorrow.
Who will weep when I am sad.
It is then I see dear faces
In the campfire's leaping flames...
Hear their voices and their laughter
As the wind calls out their names.

When my Maker lights His moonbeams,
And unveils each glowing star,
And I journey in my memory
To those loved ones near and far.
May the path He spreads before me
Lead to peace that will not end.
May you know you are remembered
As my loyal, faithful friend.

The Golden Years

The golden years

are here at last,

I cannot see,

I cannot pee,

I cannot chew,

I cannot screw;

My memory shrinks,

My hearing stinks,

No sense of smell,

I look like hell;

The golden years

Have come to pass,

The golden years

Can kiss my ass!!!....

I was hostile to the white man...We preferred hunting to a life of idleness on our reservations. At times we did not get enough to eat and we were not allowed to hunt. All we wanted was peace and to be let alone. Soldiers came...in the winter..and destroyed our villages. Then Long Hair (Custer) came...They said we massacred him, but he would have done the same to us. Our first impulse was to escape...but we were so hemmed in we had to fight. After that I lived in peace, but the government would not let me alone. I was not allowed to remain quiet. I was tired of fighting...They tried to confine me.. and a soldier ran his bayonet into me. I have spoken. Crazy Horse - Sioux.....

HOW REZ ARE YOU QUIZ

Add up how totally REZ you are:

1. You've ever used a piece of mail for a dustpan.
(5 points)

2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10 points)

3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.
(5 points, +5 if your house was the candy lady)

4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3 points for ea ch)

5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2 points)

6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)

7. If you ever mixed kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other
people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)

8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze
tag, momma may I? or red light/green light.
(2 points each)

9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
(2 points +2 if he rang a bell)

10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers."
(5 points)

11. If you ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points +5 more if you got away)

12. If you ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
(5 points +15 points if you still do it)

13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape.
(5 points)

14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances: Brute, Hai Karate,
Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chole, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'.
(1 point each)

15. If you've ever used tussy.
(5 points)

16. If you've never been to the dentist.
(15 points)

17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice:
Dee-Dee, Fee-Fee, Man-Man, Kay-Kay, Lee-Lee, Ree-Ree, Ray-Ray, Nay-Nay, etc.
(10 points)

18. If you have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)

19. If you've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
(2 points)

20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for
example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.).
(5 points)

21. You use "nem" to describe a certain group of people (for example Crai g nem'
or momma nem').
(5 points)

22. You've ever driven on a donut for more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5 points)

23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it.
(10 points)

24. You say "aaayyee" "eh" or "ennit"after every sentence.
(10 points)

25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points)

26. You use jelly and jam jars as your "fine china."
(5 points)

27. The gold on your teeth are from chewing tobacco or snuff.
(5 points)

28. You have "INDIAN CAR" on your bumper.
(5 points) (+5 for being stopped by police because it is an actual ndn car)

29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?"
(10 points)

30. You point in a certain direction with your lips.
(20 points)

31. You used a towel on the floor to iron on.
(5 points)

32. You used Vaseline to shine your shoes.
(5 points)

Score chart:

0-40 - Either you are not native or you are lying.

41-80 - Why do you still have to lie?

81-90 - Okay, you're semi rez

91+ - STRAIGHT REZ, BROUGHT FROM THE RESERVATION VILLAGE, YOU HAD A HARD KNOCK
LIFE.

If you scored 81 or more, say "wah!" and add another 10 pts.

NOW YOU ARE OFFICIALLY STRAIT BROUGHT UP FROM THE REZ .

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