There was a couple in Scotland who had just moved into an old castle. It
wasn't long before they decided to empty out the wine cellar. They
found a large barrel of brandy.
They tried moving it and even got a few friends to help, but
they couldn't budge it. In the end, they decided to have a housewarming
party and give glasses of brandy out to empty
the barrel and make it easier to move. A few days after the
party, they went into the cellar and tried to move the barrel again. It
still wouldn't move. The husband got his saw in
order to cut it into smaller pieces and they cut off the top of
the barrel. Inside was a dead body and they had drank the brandy that
had preserved it.

Wishing
you a great Saturday night out there on your end dear
friend...