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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE FOR ME
 
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Is this the most beautiful place to see
It is if we respect it and want it to be
What I wouldn't give to go here today
You know it's probably gone anyway
There is most likely a store or a shop
To think this is gone breaks my heart
Respect what the planet has given you
I respect it, so why shouldn't you too
Tags: for Saturday blog Written by Joy
A SURREAL TRAFFIC JAM
 
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This is what I call a surreal traffic jam. It''s one way to get across the ocean just watch out for falling fish. Wow we are really getting serious about transporting illegal aliens.. putting Moses to work? At least you wouldn't have to worry about a speeding ticket. I think I'll take the back roads instead! Does anyone have a boat on the back of their vehicle? HMM... There is no such thig as a U turn on this highway!
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A FAIRY TALE WORLD
 
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A fairy tale world of the earth so clean and right
I dream of a place like this every single night
We have to find this dream and make it true
The earth it needs the help of me and of you
A fairy tale dream of water so clean and pure
You can drink it up and know it's clean for sure
Tags: for Saturday blog written by Joy
WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS FLOW
 
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Where the hot springs flow is so clean
When people destroy it they ruin a dream
We love to bask in the hot flowing waters
A place for your sons and your daughters
Keeping it clean is easy, please do your part
You will feel a great glow deep in your heart
Tags: POEM FOR SONNETS SATURDAY SOUND
CLEANSING THE EARTH
 
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& nbsp;
Cleansing the earth is what she must do
She wants it so lovely for me and for you
If only everyone would just please pitch in
Our planet would be so very beautiful again
Don't take it lightly this job is up to us too
Cleansing the earth is what she must do
Tags: Written for Saturday Sonnets By Joy
WHY WOMEN ARE SO BRIGHT LOL
* We got off the Titanic first.
* Taxis stop for us.
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
* We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
* We have the ability to dress ourselves.
* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
* We'll never regret piercing our ears.
* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
* We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.
Tags: Written by Joy
THE JOKE'S ON YOU GENTLEMEN LOL
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Tags: Written by Joy
BOOMER X FILES
Another friend hs informed me they are leaving..I sometimes don't feel like logging on because there will be another message that someone I love and cherish is poof going away! I know I I have been blogging on this subject a lot but it's because I can't understand why everyone thinks they need to leave! Oh well I have very good friends that are staying here and I am grateful for that.. Such wierd happenings though on here since that new boomer site was made.. is it jinxed?! I wonder when there will be a bix X on the person that left like MS did?!
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