ME MUDDER
When my prayers were poorly said,
who tucked me in me widdle bed
and spanked me butt til it was red?
.......Me Mudder!
In the morning,
when the lights would come
and in me crib me dribbled some,
who wiped me widdle tiny bun?
.......Me Mudder!
Who took me from my cozy cot
and placed me on me ice cold pot
and made me pee-pee
when me could not?
.......Me Mudder!
Who's hair so gently she would part
and hold me tightly to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me
til I'd.....fart?
.......Me Mudder!
Who looked at me with eyebrows
drooped, and screamed and yelled
til she had the croup when in
me Sunday pants I...pooped?
.......Me Mudder!
And at night when the bed did squeak
and me raised me head to have a peek
who yelled at me to go to sleep?
.......Me Fadder!!!!!
40 Bizarre Statues
You can find many statues and exhibits around the world, most in public places, sometimes celebrating an event or a person, sometimes just for artistic effect or a political statement. While most of these keep to a time honoured tradition of what they should look like, some take a different approach:
Hanging Rhino, Germany
Man Hanging Out, Prague Czech Republic
Crocodile eating Capitalist, Brooklyn, New York
Charles La Trobe, Melbourne, Australia
Cow Popsicle, Budapest, Hungary
The Giant Hand, Chile
Headless Musician, Amsterdam, Holland 
A man in the Guadalakir River, Spain
Man sawing branch, Holland
Violinist erupting from the floor, Holland
Huge woman lying in photo booth, London, England
Great Depression Bread Line Statue, New Jersey, US
A saint riding a dead horse, Prague
A man in water, Stockholm, Sweden
The Knotted Gun, New York, US
River of children, Singapore
The man in the wall, Paris, France
Bukcheon bench outside museum, Seoul, South Korea
Die Badende, Germany
De Vaartkapoen (the stumbling police officer, Brussels, Belgium
Space Cow, Sweden
The Awakening, Washington, US
Paparazzi, Slovakia
Le Pounce (the thumb), Paris, France
A man at work, Slovakia
Urinating statues, Prague
Hashire, Japan
Walking to the sky, Pennsylvania
Metalmorphosis, Charlotte, North Carolina
Sala Keoku, Thailand
Cloud Gate, Chicago
Searching for utopia, Holland
The swimming man, London, England
The Headington Shark, Oxford, England
Giant Tap, Switzerland
Franz Kafka, Prague
Corporate Head, Los Angeles
God father on the arch of heaven ( Godfather on the arch of heaven, Sweden
Giant Fork, Springfield, Missouri
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