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04/10/2021 19:57:48


     


SMILE OF THE DAY

Manny is almost 29 years old. His friends have already gotten married, but Manny still just dates and dates.

Finally, a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"

"No," Manny replies. "I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my Mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"

"Listen," his friend suggests, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?"

Many weeks go by and again Manny and his friend get together. "So, Manny, did you find that perfect girl yet--one that's just like your Mother?"

Manny shrugs his shoulders, "Yes, I found one just like Mom. And my mother loved her, and they became fast friends."

So should I congratulate you? "Are you and this girl engaged, yet?"

"I'm afraid not. My Father can't stand her!"




04/10/2021 19:46:02


FOR SUNDAY



04/10/2021 10:57:28

      

                                       

                  




04/09/2021 21:40:53



Warm here~People are swimming~Hope you have a great week~end~Hugs Lorribelle54



04/09/2021 19:33:56




04/09/2021 13:06:01

“My past has not defined me, 


destroyed me, deterred me, or defeated me; 


it has only strengthened me.”


~ Steve Maraboli ~












04/08/2021 13:30:50

“When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. 


And when you think all is lost, 


when all is dire and bleak, 


there is always hope.”


~ Pittacus Lore ~










04/08/2021 11:08:22



SMILE OF THE DAY

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote: ”I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?”
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, “I’ve been operating this hotel for many years.”
“In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I’ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I’ve never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you re welcome to stay here, too.


Tip Of The Day!
When cooking with foil, always place food on the shiny side.. The shiny side of the foil keeps the heat from escaping and the dull side absorbs the heat acting as a conductor and helping cook the food faster without it drying out.


                                             




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