The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were.
1.. Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.
2. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg.
3.. The smallest is the male sperm.
4.. You use 200 muscles to take one step
5.. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
6.. Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
7.. A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands.
8.. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
9.. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
10.. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
11.. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
12.. The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
13.. Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
14.. At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
15.. There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
16.. Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
17.. The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
18.. Your teeth start developing (in your gums) 6 months before you are born.
19.. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
20.. Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people.
21.. Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
22.. At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact to the test .. now remove your thumb from your nose and pass this on to the friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to their noses as well. You did it -- I KNOW you did !!!!!
Yes I saw this before and it made me cry and then made me mad! this guy should be charged if he would do that to a tiny puppy what does he do to people who piss him off. the worst thing is the sound you can hear the poor little dog scream all the way down and hear it hit the ground, he should be charged and his friends in the back ground only heard one of them say anything i think he said "thats harsh dude.. thats harsh" not one of them tryed to stop him. I have nothing against the armed forces but when something like this shows up they should check it out, this guy is just nasty and he smiles the whole time, he should be fined and dissaplined for what he did !If we in the civilian area's of this world do this we could end up in jail and have large fines. And the second video saying it might be a dead puppy and it doesn't move when this guy is holding it .. well puppiys don't move when they are held by the scruff of the neck it's part of their instincts not too move when held that way , for saftey when their mother is carrying to a safer place, I don't think the guy should be getting death threats just a huge fine or something.
* If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.
* If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
* If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.
* If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
* If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.
* If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton- John Newton John.
* If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
* If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
* If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.
* If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
* How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.
* If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.
* Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.
* If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.
* If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
* If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
* If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then Mr. Lucky, then Martin Short, then football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy.
'Q. What does HMO stand for? A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, 'HEY MOE.' Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eye.
'Q . I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want? A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your insurer will provide you with a book listing all the doctors in the plan. The doctors basically fall into two categories: those who are no longer accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no longer participating in the plan. But don't worry, the remaining doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's drive away and a diploma from a third world country.
'Q. Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification? A. No. Only those you need.
'Q. Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions? A. Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment.
'Q. What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine? A. You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.
'Q. My pharmacy plan covers only generic drugs, but I need the name brand. I tried the generic medication, but it gave me a stomach ache! What should I do? A. Poke yourself in the eye.
'Q. What if I'm away from home and I get sick? A. You really shouldn't do that.
'Q. I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can handle my problem. Can a general practitioner really perform a heart transplant right in his/her office? A. It's hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $20 co-payment, there's no harm in giving it a shot.
'Q. Will health care be different in the next decade? A. No, but if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then.'
Heal thyself. . . Following up on that theme, we thought now you might be interested in these 'Amazingly Simply Home Remedies' and preventive-medicine tips sent along by Writer Bill:
'Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
'Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.
'For high blood-pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to set a timer!
'If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxative; then you will be afraid to cough.
'If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.'
