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EMOM'S MOUNTAIN NEWS posted about 16 hours ago Tuesday … 2010*Apr*6
Welcome home, dear hearts, welcome home
My idea of Hell is itching and not being able to scratch! Oh yeah…and guess who is out of OFF!?! I call Off the eau de cologne of the mountains. How dast I forget to buy some while I was shopping on Easter Sunday? I’ve been told the mind is the first thing to go… I’ve also heard some interesting responses to that remark! Lolol
Sat out on the back porch for a little while in between naps… Can you say Paula got absolutely nothing done today? Fed myself and the critters and that’s about it. Had the a/c going full blast for a while. Said 84° in the shade but the air is dry. We’ve also had a Fire Weather Alert for today. Supposed to have high winds again but the winds were a no show.
I talked to the neighbor, Dorothy, right after the other wind storm we had. She told me the wind had snapped every one of her daffodils off. Mine tho are still standing. I went out late in the afternoon and took some pics of the blossoms. It is soooooo pretty out there.
Here is the peach tree out back…
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And here is a smaller peach tree out front…
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And here are some flowers growing out front by the porch. I have no idea what they are… Maybe Anna gave me a start of something… lolol
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Let’s see here… what else. Well, daggone it, I’m forgetting something. I’m pondering…
LOLOL Well, seems like I’m gonna’ be using the new razor on a daily basis. Either the blades aren’t wide enuf or my vision is going… I keep discovering unshaved patches… lolol OMG! I’ve got the giggles now.
OH, a heads up here…. I’ve received 3 or 4 calls over the past several months… Calls are allegedly from a credit interest service. Will/can lower my interest rates. All I need do is hit #9 on the phone and I will be transferred.
I hung up each time the call came in but I did get the calling number. Traced number comes from the Marshall Islands. Hitting the #9 can possibly cause you a lot of financial problems. Just use caution… and yes, I am on the ‘no call’ list.
Later… take care all of mine. Go in safety always. Remember to take care of the flowers and the trees. They are blessings in disguise…
Many hugs, much love and lots of lafter…the partially hairy meems… Oh dear..lolol
EMOM'S MOUNTAIN NEWS posted about 1 hour ago I think today is Monday but I ain’t sure… 2010*Apr*5
Welcome home, dear hearts, welcome home! And a Happy Easter to all even if I am a day late.
Well, I might as well get this over with… I’ve been bitten by three ticks and had a severe allergic reaction…Can you say: hives, poison ivy like blisters? Oh yeah, and lumps all over? Lolol You think I am cute when I dress in my Granny Grunge outfits? You should see me when I am covered with pink welts!
I knew what was coming so I hit the Benadryl right away. I use benadryl and my brain gets fuzzy! I stagger a lot… have no balance at all. (Shut up, Marv!) Just want to curl up and sleep.
Most of eastern KY is under a ‘fire weather alert’ again. Air is bone dry and we are supposed to have high sustained winds all day. I just hope some idiot doesn’t go out to burn off a field or sumfin today. Dumber things have happened here but not many.
Remember me telling you about the electric razor biting the dust a week or so ago? Over-heating? All that good stuff. Well, on Palm Sunday, Grasscutter came and got me and off to the store we went. Naturally, I forgot some things…Sheesh.
But we did stop at a junk store…Oh gee! I love junk stores. I spotted a battery run razor with all kinds of doodads and attachments. WOW! I bought it… Happy as a clam, me!
Well, later that Sunday evening, I decided to shave my legs…opened the package…Batteries were missing… (I have plenty of those) There was supposed to be a small brush… It was gone. Otherwise, I was in business.
It is right about this time that I notice the razor wasn’t as wide as I thought it should be. Blades were only about an inch wide. I read the packaging. LOLOLOL I fell off the chair. The razor I bought was a mustache and beard trimmer. Oh dear. I started cracking up.
I called Anna to tell her what I had done. SHE cracked up…We both got so tickled. I couldn’t breathe. Did I mention that Anna is a bad influence on me? Lolol Then she had to go tell El. El thinks I am funny. He started cracking up…
Take care of one another. Hugs, love and lots of lafter. meems
Tuesday edition… 2010*Mar*30 Welcome home, dear hearts, welcome home! Here is the addy for the Kittens album if ya want to see them… I need a cam with a macro lens… Sheesh… http://www.eons.com/photos/profile/579014/album/kittens-2010mar24 You ain’t gonna believe my weekend. Oh dear…lolol I really embarrassed myself…Just in front of Grasscutter and I sure hope my flyguys/gals didn’t see it. OH DEAR! Well, Grasscutter came out on Saturday to cut the grass and weed eat. Looks beautiful out there all neat and tidy with the Easter flowers blooming all over the place. Went from icy cold frost to almost 70. Ok… So we grabbed another chair and went to set in the sun. No problems.. My BBSBs were upstairs playing games…making big Xes up wind of me. I’m laffing/talking/waving/throwing kisses and hugs… even did some curtseys when I got flashed! GC knows I am nutz so he just keeps talking and listening. I am starting to multi task again! Lolol Anyhow, the spot where I placed the chair was on a slight down hill slope. (you know where this is going don’t you ?) lolol Yup, I did! I heard more BBSBs approaching…(Sometimes the sound comes first.) I lean back and start looking. Next thing I know, I am flat on my back… feet in the air.. Bumped the back of my head… There I lay in all my glory arms outstretched to the sides. No, I wasn’t hurt. I rolled over as soon as I got my wits back.. As I am rolling to my side and struggling to sit up, I am saying… Oh please, don’t let them see me… my flyguys/gals. Oh please don’t let them see me. I was sooooo embarrassed! I think I made it to a sitting position in time but I won’t swear to it. The chair had a broken back and I hadn’t noticed it when I sat down… The chair had been blown around by the terrific wind we had had the nite before. Sheesh! Then comes Sunday…. I wake up at 1030 and we are in the middle of a torrential down pour with more high winds. I call GC to cancel the trip to the store. I missed him! At 1100 the door bell rings… I grab the .38 and head towards the front door. Open door… there stands the Grasscutter… just a grinning! Well, I go get dressed and off to the store we go. Go to the drug store… the Subway shop.. the junk store (Oh, do they have the goodies), the tobacco shed and the grocery store. (Boss, to get to McDonald’s… It’s 120 miles +/- to the nearest.) Got home and got all the edibles put away. Back to the apartment cause GC wanted to see/read the Pres’ Health bill. Well, I’ve decided that it would cost a fortune to print it out. Over 2000 pages? I’m not finished reading it but I don’t have a high opinion of what I have read so far. The Commissioner has way too much power and say so… The bill itself in many places is written in an extremely vague manner… allowing too much latitude for multiple interpretations of the wording. http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h3200/text I quote one sentence: [Strike out all after the enacting clause (other than sections 321 and 322, title IV of division A, subtitle A of title I of division B, and title VIII of division B) and insert the part printed in italic]CommentsClose CommentsPermalink
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EMOM'S MOUNTAIN NEWS posted about 1 hour ago Friday maybe? 2010*3*5
Welcome home, dear hearts, welcome home
Get on in here and get warm.. The sun may be shining and forever blue skies but it is not warm. Trust me, 40 degrees and the wind blowing over the long fetch of the holler does mean it is chilly out there! Woo Hoo… Can you say: Frostbitten tail assembly? Lolol
I told a whopper yesterday… About the emails… Well, part of it was right and part of it was incorrect. Part of my puter problems had to do with IM…Sometimes they come thru; sometimes not!
Guess who was back on the phone yesterday with Bryan, the puter guy. Oh yeah!
He/we dove into the frozen innards of puterwon. Removed tool bars…all the weather info…A bunch of stuff. Sheesh… I don’t know what all we took out. I had a Lexington News program installed. Had to take that out too. Let’s see here… I can get to everything on Eons including the Pmails. I can get Incredimail and emails…
And what happens when I expect to receive a little sympathy because of my problems? The Boss, Marv, LJ, Sherrianne, Hoppy and OzarkReader all give me a hard time! That’s ok tho. I will get even! ….even tho they make me giggle and feel better… Just remember tho I DO get even! Lolol Then there is a whole list of people who only take occasional pot shots at the meems… I love it. Be back in a bit. Gonna go play outside for a little while… 1236 hours
1342 hours… Sheesh, it is cold out there! I looked really cute again! Lolol My normal paint clothes, painted sweat shirt. Mocs… home made neck scarf wrapped around head and neck… my big straw sun hat. Lolol No gloves and still not warm enuf.
I get in the pick up and grab an old flowered sheet. Wrap up in that…Sheet helped! Lolol Wind still blowing… I am still freezing!
Some of my BBSBs went over… woohoo! I got flashed! That was worth a bit of frost bite! I heard several but the sky is a little too hazy and very dry. No contrails to be seen at all.
The following is not military but it is air traffic control broadcasting over the internet. It’s really neat to hear. I was listening to JFK in New York last nite. Live@atc.net Try it. There are 50 listed and you can take your choice… I just wish I knew the code name for Covington… I’ll find it eventually. I’d also like to get the Lex airport. The TC’s give the direction of (the compass) and the wind speed. Learn sumfin new every day.
I’m telling you ATC is as bad if not worse than being a dispatcher. The responsibilities are unbelievably heavy… and they do take a toll. I understand, kids…jobs well done!
Also, got an message email from MY BOOMER PLACE is closing down as a social sight. Going over to an older folks meeting/dating sight. I have several friends over there and I am going to miss them… You guys can contact me at emom101@prtcnet.org
Well ratz… I lost some of today’s news… I’m quitting while I’m ahead. Grumble mumble.
Take care all of mine… go in safety always. Remember to wear red shirts or yellow ribbons today.
Many hugs, much love and lots of lafter… meems
EMOM'S MOUNTAIN NEWS posted about 1 hour ago Friday maybe? 2010*3*5
Welcome home, dear hearts, welcome home
Get on in here and get warm.. The sun may be shining and forever blue skies but it is not warm. Trust me, 40 degrees and the wind blowing over the long fetch of the holler does mean it is chilly out there! Woo Hoo… Can you say: Frostbitten tail assembly? Lolol
I told a whopper yesterday… About the emails… Well, part of it was right and part of it was incorrect. Part of my puter problems had to do with IM…Sometimes they come thru; sometimes not!
Guess who was back on the phone yesterday with Bryan, the puter guy. Oh yeah!
He/we dove into the frozen innards of puterwon. Removed tool bars…all the weather info…A bunch of stuff. Sheesh… I don’t know what all we took out. I had a Lexington News program installed. Had to take that out too. Let’s see here… I can get to everything on Eons including the Pmails. I can get Incredimail and emails…
And what happens when I expect to receive a little sympathy because of my problems? The Boss, Marv, LJ, Sherrianne, Hoppy and OzarkReader all give me a hard time! That’s ok tho. I will get even! ….even tho they make me giggle and feel better… Just remember tho I DO get even! Lolol Then there is a whole list of people who only take occasional pot shots at the meems… I love it. Be back in a bit. Gonna go play outside for a little while… 1236 hours
1342 hours… Sheesh, it is cold out there! I looked really cute again! Lolol My normal paint clothes, painted sweat shirt. Mocs… home made neck scarf wrapped around head and neck… my big straw sun hat. Lolol No gloves and still not warm enuf.
I get in the pick up and grab an old flowered sheet. Wrap up in that…Sheet helped! Lolol Wind still blowing… I am still freezing!
Some of my BBSBs went over… woohoo! I got flashed! That was worth a bit of frost bite! I heard several but the sky is a little too hazy and very dry. No contrails to be seen at all.
The following is not military but it is air traffic control broadcasting over the internet. It’s really neat to hear. I was listening to JFK in New York last nite. Live@atc.net Try it. There are 50 listed and you can take your choice… I just wish I knew the code name for Covington… I’ll find it eventually. I’d also like to get the Lex airport. The TC’s give the direction of (the compass) and the wind speed. Learn sumfin new every day.
I’m telling you ATC is as bad if not worse than being a dispatcher. The responsibilities are unbelievably heavy… and they do take a toll. I understand, kids…jobs well done!
Also, got an message email from MY BOOMER PLACE is closing down as a social sight. Going over to an older folks meeting/dating sight. I have several friends over there and I am going to miss them… You guys can contact me at emom101@prtcnet.org
Well ratz… I lost some of today’s news… I’m quitting while I’m ahead. Grumble mumble.
Take care all of mine… go in safety always. Remember to wear red shirts or yellow ribbons today.
Many hugs, much love and lots of lafter… meems
EMOM'S MOUNTAIN NEWS posted about 16 hours ago Thursday’s edition maybe? 2010*3*4
Welcome home all of mine, welcome home
OK, I’m gonna do some fussin’ here… IT IS SNOWING AGAIN>>>STILL>>YET!!!!
I forgot to tell you all that I cleaned the bedroom, doggy snuffled window while I was still in my SuzyHomeMaker mood.. Used paint scrapers…a blowtorch.. pure vinegar and LOTS of elbow grease! I think it was the blowtorch that did the trick!
Anyhow, I can finally see through the window glass… and what appears before my wandering eyes? No, not sunshine… I see the clouds hugging the trees and flakes of snow dancing around out there! Hmmm! Is this not the 3rd of March? Isn’t spring supposed to be just around the corner? Meems is gonna have to have a talk with the snow gods… Or storm god central or somebody! Sheesh, this has been a long winter!
When I see the snow, I pick up the phone and call Anna! We have decided to blame all the snow on El! I have threatened to pound him to a pulp with the garden rake (heavy duty) and a snow shovel. I don’t know that El finds this threat so funny but Anna and I get hysterical!
Then just after dark, Viva starts fussing and carrying on… Now what? The Newbie and the Spudley start barking here inside. I grab the .22 nine shot and out the side door I go. (One of these days, I will do that and find an invading army or sumfin)
Anyway, I’m heading down the ramp… I hear all kinds of stuff going on across the road. Viva is up the hill near the neighbor’s pond. The Newbie is going out to the road looking up the pond holler. Newbs is on his way to back up the Viva. Spudley is on alert at my side.
It was just a pack of coyotes up there on the hill top.. doing their own version of a sing-song… Ah yes… the call of the wilderness…After verifying the location of all my critters, I fired one round. Just the one.
One shot is all it takes for complete quiet to descend upon the mountain side…especially when the snow is falling. The softness and silence of the snow wraps itself around you almost like the arms of a lover. Oopsie! I am waxing poetic… I do love the snow!
Then among the other things going on, Incredimail was being weird.… Puterwon locked up… I did the control, alt, delete thingy one time. (which did not work correctly) I had about 15 lil green squares pop up/light up on the bottom of my screen… My Task Master was having a nervous fit!
Got that straightened out… reboot after removing all 15…The phone rings… A puter friend is checking on me…
Ok, so I explain what’s going on… While we were talking, an email arrived that had been sent by the caller. Lolol I cracked up. The email had been sent the day before…
My charming Marv emailed me to question my vanilla usage! I’m gonna beat him to death and enjoy every minute! Lolol Get it over and done with meems! Oh yeah! Do I get any sympathy from him re my puter problems… the slippery road… ? I don’t think so…
Here’s another thing… I went out to get the mail… got a whiff of skunk! Oh dear! I look around and spot something to the east of the house… Black with some white – elongated – and fuzzy…. OH DEAR!
Being the brave soul I am, I head over to check it out! Yup, upon arrival at the scene (being overly dramatic here) I discover the business end of a very large skunk! OH Dear! None of the six pack were involved with the skunk… thank goodness. Sometimes I feel like the general in Beetle Bailey… Look out the window/door…Now what?!? Lolol
Fed the birds while I was out there… Oh and while I was talking to Anna, she told me that she and El had seen/counted 54 deer in a five mile stretch. Plus a dead one by the road going into town. She said they had seen more deer but she gave up counting!
Guess that’s it for now… Take care and go in safety always. Remember to carry a paint scraper and a blowtorch with you when you travel… Might come in handy!
Many hugs, much love and loads of lafter your way… meems
EMOM'S MOUNTAIN NEWS posted about 12 hours ago Wednesday.. more or less… 2010*3*3
Welcome home, dear heart, welcome home.
Well kids… It’s been another one or two of those days… Sheesh! Yahoo is playing games… Both puters have decided to take my puter time into their hands. Did you know that puters have a life and a personality of their own? Yup, they DO!
At least tho, I can get back on line… upload pix and hopefully, get the News done! Have you all noticed that I appear to be grumpy…???
I guess it’s not all bad… I got the bills paid and out to the mail. Don’t know what happened. When I went out to see if there were any new deliveries, flag was still up. Payments were still in the box. Hmmmm….
I know the road is in bad shape…potholes by the dozens and still slick. Not one car went past the house. Oh well, Tim’ll get to me eventually.
Would you believe we had a snow storm here today? I mean a couple of complete white outs and a lot of wind with it…out of the ENE. Heavy duty clouds…Temp was above freezing so it didn’t stick on the grass… just on the Newbie and the Viva. Lolol Goofy dogs! (I can’t wait til they all start shedding! Lots of fun…I just told a BIG lie!)
Been playing SuzyHomeMaker too. I fixed a huge meat salad. Scrubbed the kitchen floor (again .. critters are tracking mud inside)…did two loads of laundry (the whites are a smidgeon whiter) I did the paint clothes first. Seemed to work better this time. Varnished The Boyfriend. And attempted to shovel a pathway thru the apartment! Need to rake the floor.
Which reminds me, I wonder if the Marv is still wearing the pinks socks from the red Christmas incident?… Gotcha Brat! Doesn’t everybody wear pink at least once in their lives? Lolol
I cut a panel down from 24 x 36 to 17? X 32?. Lolol I had to cut panel to fit an old frame. Gonna do a more abstracted version of the Boyfriend, I think. You know, I got the 17? The very first cut… The 36†side was sumfin else. Took me four or five cuts to get panel to the right size. Cut, carry down/up the hallway, attempt fit and back to cut another sliver away.
Finally…it fit the frame (I was using a saber saw, hand cutting)… I’ve gotten it primed and it is ready to go. Maybe tomorrow I’ll start the new painting…I still have a day or two’s work to do on Free Bird.
Another thing… I’ve finally managed to get the dried grasses together to make some mini-brooms. Maybe get those made tomorrow. I’m making a replacement for the Little Jake. If anybody else wants one, pm me… I will need names and addresses so that I can mail them out. No charge… Brooms are for mine… active or otherwise…
Brooms are reminder that things could always get worse… I could be your next door neighbor…Just ask the Marv… I threaten him all the time. Behave or I will move out there to CA… to make sure he gets up early… I bring my own pots, pans and large wooden spoons. Plus the six pack and the attack cat! Lolol Gotcha Brat!
And as far as the Boss Man goes, I just mention/threaten that I can be cloned! lololol Gotcha Boss… lolol
I think I am going to take up permanent residence in the fall out shelter… I love doing gotchas! Lolol
I may or may not be on line with puters screwed up. I think I have a little more work to do…
And does anybody know how to fix my ‘wall’ on my profile page? I can’t remove it nor replace it… it keeps trying to load but only flashes (no joke this time) Any help would be appreciated…
Take care all of mine. Go in safety always. Remember that frustration equals grumpy in my world… lolol Oh yeah!
Many hugs, much love and lots of lafter… the starting to smile meems
Monday edition (I think) 2010*3*1 Welcome home, dear hearts, welcome home Double checking here but I think I am back! I ain’t sure of nuffin today. Spent hours yesterday trying to get back on line. Poor Bryan… lolol He is a puter repair/tech who, at 20ish, already has his own successful business. He is very good to this lil ol’ lady. (and I can understand what he is asking) Gots to be nice to him whether I wanna be or not… He keeps me up and running. Putertoo went down… got her fixed and then Puterwon went out! Sheesh! My brane was exhausted by the time we had everything back up so that I could get to the net. We had to reload Firefox from putertoo. God love him… he talked me thru every step… I was up late Saturday nite… and NO, I wasn’t partying! Grumble mumble, grouse! Slept late but when I rolled out, I had to remove and reload a lot of stuff on both systems. Kept my fingers crossed the whole time I was doing all the downloads… Am I answering the right questions…yes! No? Maybe? Oh dear. While I am fussing with downloads and stuff, I hear/feel one of my BBSBs go over. I ran to the window but the clouds were scraping the tree tops again. [I’ve often wondered if my flyguys can see me at the window. With all the electronics and the critters, this is the warmest room in the house.] We had miles and miles of black ice. The side porch and ramp were covered and very very slippery! Then the drizzle started! Good grief! Then I decided to use my candle/coffee warmer thingy here in the apartment. On, off, on, off… nothing…unplugged the white cord… the light went out! Wrong cord. Trace white cord to underside of puter table… AHA! I crawl under table… move the critter bed [ a pillow, an old woven throw rug in one of those heavy duty bread trays] Sheesh! I am getting too old for this nonsense! Trust me I am! Anyway, I crawl under the table… find the unplugged white and plug it back in. Trust me, this is the easy part! The getting down and under! It’s the getting out from under…. Rolling over… getting my knees under me.. (knees yelp when I do this) and then pulling myself up! Roll the switch and lil lite comes on! I’m in business… And then sometime this afternoon (Sunday) the door bell rings. I am not expecting company. I grab the .38 and head for the front door. I see no vehicles in the drive. Unlock the door…open! I am expecting the possibility of Mr a being on the other side. I am also prepared to do battle if necessary. Well, ratz! It was Dorothy… Butch was being safe out by the mail box on the far side of their car! I cracked up! Unlocked the storm door.. Dorothy hands me a sack and says Merry Christmas??? Remember my brane is still tired from the puter problems. I open bag after I put the gun up… looks like a bottle of water…What the heck? Duh Paula! It’s a large bottle of Lamp Oil! Oh my gosh! I thanked her and gave her a hug… Yelled at Butch… gave him a hard time… lolol Wanted to pay her but she refused. Just said Merry Christmas again! Told her I found 71 emails from her on my windows live email. Lolol Would you believe it’s been a while since I checked Live? Those two brats took off … running late to feed and water all their critters… Dorothy is bottle feeding one of them little baby goats. [Don’t tell them I said this, but I think they are super good people] They remembered that I was out of lamp oil. Fandamtastic! All I ever do is give them a hard time! BTW Boss… tomorrow is gather the trash day! Lolol Just a reminder! Then I got chewed out by the Marv. I didn’t call and let him know my systems were down. I think I managed to get a short message out about the problems but I won’t swear to anything for sure… not right now anyway! Lolol However, rotten kid, I WILL get even for all the gotcha’s! Don’t know how just yet but I will. I am also pondering on the possibilities of getting even with my flyguys… Rattle my coffee mug, will you? Give ME a hard time, will you? This nice sweet natured kind hearted loving huggy warm type lil old lady? Get even? Oh yeah! [would these lovely innocent looking green eyes lie to you?] You just betcha! My excuse? I worked with men WAY too long! Lololol Can’t think of anything else at the moment. Take care all of mine. Go in safety always.. Remember when all else fails, have a mug of hot cider… lolol Many hugs, much love and lots of lafter [in between the fussing!] meems
Thursday edition…2010*2*25
Welcome home, dear hearts, welcome home
Notice: this edition is being sent from the Fall Out Shelter… For my own safety! I did a BIG GOTCHA on the Boss man! His reply? “I don’t get mad, I get even!†Oh dear, I now have Cher and Annie in here with me. Starting to get a little crowded… lolol
***************************************************************Then I find the following from the Marv! Sheesh! Lolol
marvinll commented on your blog post
"I do believe that emom is under surveillance, they are looking for signs of human intelligence down on Earth.
Don't worry emom, you're safe.
Gotcha!"
Today, I get a clip from the Marv of a building being imploded…I have no idea what that means.
See what I must put up with? Me, the nice lil ol’ lady, right?!? Crackin’ up here.
However, I am comfy here in the ‘shelter’… fire is going in the imaginary fireplace. The critters are cozy and warm. Spudley is guarding my moccasin covered feetsies and all is right with my world.
Spudley and the Attack Cat are arguing over who has the rights to the nape of my neck. It’s a bear being popular! Lololol
And then to top off everything, I was on the phone with Anna. She is SUCH a bad influence on me! Lolol Somehow, we got on the subject of El and the pregnant nanny goat. ( Nanny, the goat who loved lemon cookies.)
Back up here. At the time this fiasco occurred, Becky’s oldest daughter was very near her delivery due date. El, the area goat expert, stated that baby goat would be born at or before the same time.
Well, Becky and I started teasing back and forth about which baby would appear first… Becky, of course, chose her grandchild as being the first… Naturally, I took the baby goat… (I was relying on El’s expertise, right?)
Then Becky and I bet a lunch on the outcome. Grandbaby arrived first… a month or so later, baby goat arrives. lolol
Next time, if there is one… I’ll ask the Nanny! Gotcha El! Lolol
Well kids, it’s snowing out there again. Snow piled up and is now melting. It is below freezing now but the ground is still warm from the sunny days. Meems is sleepy! Nap time? Lolol
Later all. Take care all of mine… go in safety always. Remember to ask the Nanny goat and not the man! Lolol
Many hugs, much love and lots of lafter. meems
Monday edition 2010*2*22
WELCOME HOME, DEAR HEARTS, WELCOME HOME! OK Brats! Before I do anything else, I gots to get even with my BBSBs! I just can’t think of anything right at the moment! You know what they did to me today? Them is brats up there playing … Beautiful warm sunny day…68 degrees, right? Turned the heat down. Had the back door open for the 4 leggedy critters. I went back out in the afternoon. Was just tooooo purty to stay inside. Now, y’all know that I wave and curtsy and send hugs and kisses and all that junk to my flyguys, right? Right! First of all, let me remind you that I am one, nice, elderly, ladylike, thoughtful, kindhearted (I think I am gonna be sick) little old lady. ONE… Chubby buns and all, just one of me… One set of arms… the normal numbers of everything. I am NOT digressing! (bite your collective tongues, brats!) Them rotten kids [more than two of] flew over … going all different directions at the same time! If you think about it… it is impossible to see all directions, wave to, hug and kiss in a gazillion directions and altitudes at the same time! I tried tho… I tried! The worst part of my gyrations was a huge case of the giggles.. I laffed til I couldn’t breathe! My arms gave out! I am busy cracking up and them BBSBs are flashing me! I throw a kiss and I get flashed… lololol Throw another kiss and get flashed again! See! Told ya I was the eastern KY mountain sex symbol. On the serious side for a moment, Mr. A drove past the house while I was outside. I came back in and got the pistol. Ratz! That’s ok tho… I at least know he’s in the area. What else? Well, I went to get the neat looking blue bird feeder. Down a slippery slope but I got it.. went to the truck and put in a couple of scoops of feed. Then started to the ramp to the side porch. I have a thingy there I could use to hang the feeder. In the mean time, I turn the feeder right side up. All the seed runs out the bottom! There I stand, watching this waterfall of seed landing at my feet! Well, another ratz! I need to buy a different type feeder. The next time I see Tim, the mail man, I will let him know he is a ‘ladies’ man! He ought to enjoy the info! I have a mail story for y’all… Many a moon ago, I had a brand new hard top Jeep! Post Office blue, right? White top. [this is when I lived up north] The jeepster looked just like the post office delivery fleet vehicles! (You know where this is going, don’t you?) You also know that I can resist anything but temptation? Oh dear… I made a px to the Post Master in the city of Hamilton to ask a question… Oh yeah! I really did! My question: how much trouble would I get into if I had ‘U.S. Male?’ painted on the jeep doors? Would you believe the PM had no sense of humor?!? Truth! He was not happy with the emom at all! Oh well, it was just a thot! Lololol Another thing about jeeps.. If you put them in 4 wheel drive … drive the moguls on the river bottoms, be sure to close the ash tray! Trust me, I was REALLY cute after that first try out! Ashes and ciggy butts flying thru the air! Oopsie! Lololol More stories tomorrow! Take care all of mine… go in safety always. Remember to torment your friends at every opportunity. Keeps everybody on their toes… Many hugs, much love and lots of lafter your way. The loves a sunny day, meems PS…. I got sunburned! Oh dear…
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