good evening...i have'nt been able to post for a few days...i kept getting kicked off...hopefully it will work now, have a very peaceful night...sweet dreams...smiles and hugs...mk
Improve your fuel economy. Carry only what you need in your car. Don't use it as a storage area. For every extra 250 pounds your vehicle carries, it gets about one mile per gallon less in fuel economy.
SMILE OF THE DAY
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?"
The owner replies, "He's just a big liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
Good morning. They call it tasty Tuesday sometimes...not sure if it's a reminder to enjoy tasty food treats or whether it's a reminder to savor and appreciate a wonderful slice of a truly flavorful life. I hope you enjoy whatever slice is gifted to you today. ~ Marcia
