> A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.

> She picked up four cans and took them to the check-out

> counter.

> 

> The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot

> sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of

> old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants

> proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

> 

> The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought

> it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day,

> she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said

> "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that

> you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but

> the management wants proof that you are buying the dog

> food for your dog."

> 

> So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was

> able to buy the dog food.

> 

> The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The

> little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.

> The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

> 

> The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the

> box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into

> the box and pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That

> smells like shit."

> 

> The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet

> paper."

> 

> So........... Don't mess with old people.