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Dont worry bout the mule goin blind, just hold the lines and load the wagon!

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69 years old
Aiken, Texas
United States
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Favorite movie of all time "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World." I like good comedies and westerns, John Wayne

I like to listen to real country, western swing, and old 50's and 60's rock before the hippies took it over,,, like to play and sing southern gospel, and old country stuff.

Don't read,,,, well I can read, just don't wanna. If you read, check my blog out. I will try to keep something interesting on it. I do study the Bible though, but its not really a book, its the instruction manual for life.

Anything outdoors, fishing, pickin and grinnin, sports, humor,

Just to get through today.. That's plenty.

First, I am a Christian. I don't push my beliefs on others but believe Jesus is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. And I guess if anyone needs the grace and mercy of Jesus, it's me. I am conservative and support the Constitution and Bill of Rights. I am tall, bald and average build. I am married. My wife of thirteen years had a pulmonary embolism which resulted in a massive stroke in '04 at the age of 52. She spent seven months in the hospital and thirteen months in outpatient rehab and will always remain very disabled. I hurt my back in 2012 and had major surgery. I had to put her in a nursing home then. I go up there every day for about four hours. I live next door to my brother and take care of him too. He has congestive heart faillure. My hobbies are fishing and playing the guitar. I live on a lake and fish when I can. I play the guitar and bass guitar. I play the bass for Church and at the nursing home. I love the outdoors, sports, music, and good humor. (send me some funnies) Got four grand kids, and they are just wonderful, what can I say, just about perfect...only too far away. I live my life one day at a time. I'll worry about tomorrow, next week. Keeps me from going crazy. Crazier??? lol My motto is "Don't judge others, that's God's job. Live by faith and love with all your heart" That's about it.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Loadedwagon Birthday: Saturday Birthplace: Loco, Texas Current Location: Aiken, Texas Eye Color: sorta bluegreen Hair Color: bald lol Height: 6'3" Right Handed or Left Handed: left Your Heritage: Texan The Shoes You Wore Today: tennies Your Weakness: guitars Your Fears: being stuck here for the rest of my life Your Perfect Pizza: surpreme with peppers Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: just get thru it Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol Thoughts First Waking Up: what needs doing today Your Best Physical Feature: eyes Your Bedtime: midnight Your Most Missed Memory: Christmas when I was young Pepsi or Coke: diet coke MacDonalds or Burger King: whataburger Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee Do you Smoke: nope Do you Swear: only when i need to Do you Sing: yes Do you Shower Daily: yes Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to go to College: about a hundred years ago Do you want to get Married: am Do you belive in yourself: yes Do you get Motion Sickness: no Do you think you are Attractive: no Are you a Health Freak: no way Do you get along with your Parents: i guess, they been gone a long time Do you like Thunderstorms: nope Do you play an Instrument: yes, guitar and bass In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes In the past month have you Smoked: no In the past month have you been on Drugs: no In the past month have you gone on a Date: no In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no In the past month have you been on Stage: no In the past month have you been Dumped: no In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no Ever been Drunk: when I was young and foolish Ever been called a Tease: no Ever been Beaten up: yeah Ever Shoplifted: no How do you want to Die: not going to, Jesus is coming soon What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am What country would you most like to Visit: tahiti In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: any Favourite Hair Color: any Short or Long Hair: depends Height: not important Weight: not fat Best Clothing Style: not formal Number of Drugs I have taken: zero Number of CDs I own: several Number of Piercings: zero Number of Tattoos: none Number of things in my Past I Regret: probably at least thousands

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02/23/2018 12:28:53


The Farmer Comes to the Rescue With His Oxen

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.

They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged.
After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.
The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50.
The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free.
The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today."
The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land? At night?"
"No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water in the hole."

 El granjero viene al rescate con sus bueyes

Un esposo y una esposa conducían por un camino rural para visitar a algunos amigos.
Llegaron a un parche embarrado en la carretera y el auto se atascó.
Después de unos minutos de tratar de sacar el auto por su cuenta, vieron a un joven agricultor que bajaba por el camino, conduciendo algunos bueyes antes que él.
El granjero se detuvo cuando vio a la pareja en problemas y se ofreció a sacar el auto del fango por $ 50.
El esposo aceptó y minutos después el auto estaba libre.
El granjero se volvió hacia el esposo y le dijo: "Sabes, hoy eres el décimo carro al que he ayudado a salir del fango".
El esposo mira incrédulo los campos y le pregunta al granjero: "¿Cuándo tienes tiempo para arar tu tierra? ¿Por la noche?"
"No", el joven granjero respondió con seriedad: "La noche es cuando meto el agua en el agujero".

02/16/2018 16:31:11

Joke: A Problematic Race Horse.

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, "ALLLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine."

The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers "Aleeee ooop" in the horse's ear. The same thing happens - the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it," and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems, the horse only finishes third.
The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, "Nothing is wrong with me - it's this bloody horse. What is he - deaf or something?"
The trainer replies, "Deaf?? DEAF?? You

idiot, he's not deaf - he's BLIND!"



02/14/2018 05:26:05

02/10/2018 10:02:18

02/09/2018 14:05:33

Joke: The Supportive Wife

A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security. After waiting in line for a long time, he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home.

“Will I have to go home and come back now?” he asked.
The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt.”

So he opened his shirt, revealing lots of silver, curly hair.

She said, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.” And she processed his social security application.
When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at the social security office.

She sniffed at him, “You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too.”


02/02/2018 14:38:04


"New house, new madame, new prostitutes"

The daughters can not contain their laughter and wait for their father to arrive to see the parrot.

The father arrives at lunchtime and the parrot says:

"New house, new madame, new prostitutes, but the same clients ... hello Peeeepe!"

"New house, new madame, new prostitutes"

The daughters can not contain their laughter and wait for their father to arrive to see the parrot.

The father arrives at lunchtime and the parrot says:

"New house, new madame, new prostitutes, but the same clients ... hello Peeeepe!"


01/26/2018 16:47:02

A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception.


The big day arrived, and he got married to his stunning 23-year-old bride in the vast garden of his 50,000-square-foot mansion.

Champagne was flowing and an enormous team of waiters was flitting about serving the finest hors-d'oeuvres in the land.

Naturally, the millionaire’s less wealthy friends couldn’t help but feel jealous.

In a quiet moment, one of them asked him how he landed such a young beauty.

“Simple,” grinned the millionaire, “I faked my age.'

His friends were really amazed and asked him how old he said he was.

“87!” he replied.

*** MyBoomerPlace.com ***