Comedies (except slapstick) and dramas (except serious tearjerkers).

Native drum, Top 40, classic rock, adult contemporary, new age. Don't like country unless its ballads, faster stuff TOO twangy.

I read extensively and spend WAY too much time and money in Barnes and Noble/Borders!!!!

Humor writing, reading, gourmet cooking, gardening, painting, drawing, woodworking, basically anything crafty.

I am a self-professed coffee snob. You will never see me drinking Folgers or Maxwell House. I have no tangible proof, but I suspect they are made from powdered dog doodoo and grass clippings. If you think about it, this great land of ours was built on a coffee buzz. What other drug will your employer provide free of charge for the sole purpose of increasing productivity? If they were interested in our health, they would be providing milk and juice, am I right?

I am happiest sipping a nice non-fat latte while typing a humorist essay or sketching in a breathtaking natural environment.

Sunsets, nature, thunderstorms, cake, lattes, the deserts, the mountains. Men who show love and devotion to wife and kids.

People who interrupt repeatedly.