Have updated my About Me page - stop by sometime and say HI 

http://about.me/bernardmcoldwell 

Thanks for reading and being my friend  

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Hello everyone, thank you all for sending in your messages and greetings to my page. They are all very much appreciated. As are you my friend.

I have been experiencing computer problems it took me a while to try fix what was going wrong with the setup. I think that it works as best it can do at the minute, though to be quite honest, am still somehow convinced that there is something wrong in the setup somewhere LOL me paranoid?..nah...! Just get the hump when things go belly up..or pear shape..pesky hackers...is an annoyance.

Today I have been updating some of my Weblinks on my 'About Me' page - you can find the link here http://about.me/bernardmcoldwell

If there are any problems in accessing and of the links, let me know in a comment or a short message I get back to you as soon as possible.

Thanks for reading and for your friendship

Have a great weekend

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Am looking for MoiMoii Law

Hi Everyone, 

For sometime (in facts years) I have not been hearing anything from fellow member MoiMoii Law - she came over with me from Multiply, Shmooze, Blogger, Google+ and Bubblews. However, have been looking into her page often but see no activity and is not showing up on any of the websites given. She usually ticks me off if I don't visit her..and gets upset..but have been visiting but with and get no response. 

Does anyone know of where she might be? Where she can be found? Is she still online? 

Any news you may have, it would be good to hear - thanks in advance.

Bernard

Tags: moimoii, searching, looking for, missing

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As many of you know that things here online moreover the social networks are changing in a big way. These past few years we (you and I) have seen Multiply, Y360, BuddyList, High-Five, Perfspot (to name but a few) and many more websites go down. News is that come March of 2014 that Opera-website will also leave the scene. Another casuality of the ever changing technology and social networking means of the internet. What this means is that everything requires removal from the website else you loose it. I am taking some time out to get my stuff while I still can. Best of luck with yours and I do hope that you have found a stable website and page that lasts a bit longer than the aforementioned. Thanks for reading and being a friend.

A night at the Opera comes to a close

Tags: night night opera

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Just uploaded to my gallery - 

Can anyone recognize this berry type that I found recently - is nowhere to be found on Google Images - perhaps you can help me with it.

Description:

Bright deep red on the branch with four chambers almost like cherry type that's only fingernail sized - The red husks go green over time and open up to reveal small bright orange berries or seedlings.

Can anyone name it?  

Tags: nature, unknown berry type

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1. What's a question you're afraid to ask? To whom?

2. What's something you hide about your personality?

3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?

4. How do you deal with criticism?

5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?:

6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

8. Describe your favorite texture

9. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?

10. Who would you say is your “anti” role model?

11. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?

12. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?

13. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?

14. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?

15. Which movie character do you most identify with and why?

16.  You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?

17. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night

18. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?

19. What motivates you in life?

20. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you?

21. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?

22. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.

23. What’s something that scares you about the future?

24. List 5 quirky things about yourself.

25. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?

26. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?

27. Do you have any “rules” about food?

28. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

29. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?

30. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.

31. How do you approach social situations?

32. What is your ideal bed? Why? 

Tip:

Copy questions, then paste, then answer in your reply. 

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- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

- So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

- I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?

- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

- Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

- Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

- EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.

- God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

- I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

- I wasn't born a witch. Men like you made me this way.

- Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

- Be nice to your kids... They will pick out your nursing home.

- Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.

- Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

- This must be heaven, hell was full so I came back

- Tuut, Tuut is what my other half calls me, she's the driving force behind my wheels

- Don't knock it, it runs on diesel not baseball bats

Tags: jokes, bumper stickers

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 Dear Sirs,

 I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a bleeding satellite dish from them back in 1977, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was bloody born and on what date. 

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birthdate you have on my pension book, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my National Health card, my driving license, my car insurance, on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Mary Anne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be abso-f--king-lutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

I apologise, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my f--king address!!!!

What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthal arseholes workin' there? Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my arse on some sandy beach somewhere. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, you'd be the last fucking people I'd want to tell!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the poxy city to get another f--king copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of £30. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??

Nooooooooooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the f--kin' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then have to find some arsehole to confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic f--kin' morons) Hey, do you know why we couldn't smile if we wanted to? Because we're totally pissed off!

Signed

An Irate Citizen.

P.S.: Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 .......... I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had full security clearances over 25 of those years enabling me to undertake highly secretive missions all over the world. However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor - WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN F--ING PAKISTAN !

Sincerely,

Tags: joke, UK passport office letter

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A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it."

The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to watch my money grow, and three I want to see how fast my wife can blow a $100."

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