Welcome to the party, friends

How low can YOU go? 

Some Guys Have All The Luck

Queenie Wahine's papaya rates higher

Than pineapple, pumpkin, or poi

Please, pick her papaya

Put Queenie Wahine in perfect perpetual joy

Though some people's palates prefer pickled salads

Plum pudding, pink popcorn, peach pie

Oh, Queenie's papaya you'll truly desire

When that Queenie Wahine passes by

Say it with me:))