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REWARDING CAREER NOT FOR EVERYONE The New School (New York City ) is offering it's hands on all day seminar pickpocketing course for individuals in need of money NOW. This is a wonderful lucrative rewarding career taught by some of the most clever pickpockets who have served their time in prison and can now enlighten the average man or woman with techniques and skill sets to provide money for immediate necessities or a lifelong means of income. The $50 pickpocketing class fee has to be paid within 7 days by the registrants which has never posed a problem. In fact, most students pay the fee within 24 hours . So if your hard up for cash or have outstanding debts you want to resolve ASAP, the New School has just what you're looking for.
SHORT STAFFS CITED FOR MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND FLIGHT CANCELLATIONS With so many flight cancellations at airports throughout the country, President Biden has again implemented the Defense Production Act . With staffs being too short, anyone over 6 feet tall including retired professional basketball players are eligible to be hired by the airline industry. Nancy Pelosi has provided a lucrative amount of money asking dwarfs from around the country to help step up the production of baby formula. Snow White refused to comment. She just had a dopey grin .
If Covid wasn't enough, now we hear about more and more cases of monkey pox. Add to that the rising numbers of hippotitis across the globe. Fortunately , hippotitis seems to be only transmitted when bathing near or with hippopotami infested waters.
I always am amazed when I come in from taking a walk, especially after a rain when the sidewalk or streets are still damp, how the hell does the right size twig or pebble or leaf get to be just the right size to get embedded in the sole of my sneakers . I have to pry them out with toothpicks or sometimes need a paper clip . It's quite annoying and time consuming. It never happens when I walk on water.
My nephew at an upstate New York University recently attended a Toga party. His mom was concerned after hearing that these parties often involved excessive drinking and raucous ruckus and sometimes lewd and even lude activities.
She was very worried that her son would partake in some illegal action. But she was relieved to hear it was just a SaraToga party.
Scientists and construction workers at a quarry in the foothills of Arizona have discovered some amazing artifacts left in lower depths of this dig left by Cro-Magnon man countless centuries ago. It appears these early cave men and women used lint remover items in their dryers. Workers from General Electric, Maytag, and Whirlpool were astonished that our prehistoric descendants were so clever. But scientists can understand the need for lint removers since our ape-like relatives had pets like wooly mammoths, sabre tooth tigers, and wolves which do a lot of shedding. Further digging has unearthed laundry detergents with child resistant caps. People today don't realize how ingenious Alley Oop must have been and we're not taking about playing basketball.
Scientists in Hulett, Wyoming have carefully examined what residents believed to be a meteorite here in this residential red neck community. After painful inch by inch scrutinizing and then taste tests, the object in question turned out to be a gigantic hamburger over 40 feet wide and 30 feet thick . Scientists believe such a hamburger could only have been constructed by some alien race of 100 foot tall giants. The burger's meat was very tough and charred and the world's foremost space cadets feel this burger might be from a civilization on either the planet Mercury or Venus. A three thousand gallon of Heinz ketchup was being flown into Hulett from a factory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania for hungry astronomy fans gathered at the site of this ginormous hamburger.
THE NEW YORK CITY Department of Homeless Services is again under attack from residents of Manhattan after erecting a magnificent hotel on Park Avenue for many of these homeless men and women who have been sleeping on the city streets. Some Manhattan residents say these plush accommodations are not warranted for these homeless individuals.
Governor Hochul and Mayor Adams both agree that more hotels like this new one on Park Avenue should be built for many of the cities' bums, alcoholics, and degenerates who might be on skid row through no fault of their own and now deserve a luxurious suite with free meals and enjoy all the beauty and charm that New York City has to offer.
Extra towels, pillows, bedsheets, duvets, blankets , and soap are provided by the generosity of workers at My Pillow. Com.
DON'T UNDERSTAND????? So behind the co-op apartment where my daughter lives, there are several huge dumpsters where people dump their garbage . When I visited the other day and I took out garbage from dinner and other garbage my daughter had accumulated, I noticed a sign saying ,"NO DUMPING". Well, what the hell are the dumpsters for if not to dump garbage ??? Geez. What am I missing here?
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